most ridiculous thing you wiped your ass with when toilet paper busto?

[Kamakaze22]

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I once used newspaper. That sucked a lot.

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If it sucked, why didn't you use it for your dingdongdoodle?

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I don't know why I find this funny

[AE6]

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i recognize that plant

[multious]

archie comics

[sonneti]

[j2zooted]

i had a roomate in college that didnt like buying toilet paper when it was his turn, so i would wait him out and use newspaper. if u know ur gonna have to use newspaper, u can get it ready while ur pooping by crushing and crumpling and rolling it. makes it softer. eventually i just bought extra and hid it in my room. goodtimes.

[kniper]

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i had a roomate in college that didnt like buying toilet paper when it was his turn, so i would wait him out and use newspaper. if u know ur gonna have to use newspaper, u can get it ready while ur pooping by crushing and crumpling and rolling it. makes it softer. eventually i just bought extra and hid it in my room. goodtimes.

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i would have just used his sheets

[bigt2k4]

Ive used leaves, empty toilet paper roll. When I was really young I used the seat itself(rubbed the hole along the edge), then I got scared and decided not to clean it. Boy, did my mom ever get confused, then angry, but mostly confused.

[felix83]

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Ive used leaves, empty toilet paper roll. When I was really young I used the seat itself(rubbed the hole along the edge), then I got scared and decided not to clean it. Boy, did my mom ever get confused, then angry, but mostly confused.

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seems the beat here is being your mom.

[SykoraG]

Paper receipt of the food im shi**ing out

[TheFaucet]

leaf