Irritating office yambags - Page 4

punkass · #31 03-30-2007, 02:12 PM

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she couldn't just give you a simple yes or no answer. she often times answered you in french or some other really stupid way.

eat all the meat off of half the pizza, which was for everyone, then eat like 2 bags of popcorn later.

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I would want to kick her in the face for these things alone. I guess I'm kinda lucky there isn't really any annoying people at my workplace. I specify REALLY, since they're all kinda annoying in their own little ways, but not overly.

27offsuit · #32 03-30-2007, 02:18 PM

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To put things in perspective, the glopper-clipper TOOK HIS SISTER OUT OF HIS WILL last week because she yelled at him for parking in her spot the week before.

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I find it difficult to believe that both of the following are true:
1) this happened
2) he told someone about it at work

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In my experience the glopper-clipper type is exactly the type of person who shares EVERYTHING at work.

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Dids, you drilled it.

Oh, my finger...
Oh, my back...
Oh, my sister...
Oh, I wait at bus today for 22 minutes...
Oh, I can not believe she...
Oh, I did not sleep well last night. I fall asleep at 2:30 in morning and get up at 5:30.
Oh, I work out last night and pull muscle. Right here, see...

27offsuit · #33 03-30-2007, 02:22 PM

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Wait... is "vaca" your word or his?

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Mine. I'll use 'vacation' next time.

astroglide · #34 03-30-2007, 03:38 PM

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Mine. I'll use 'vacation' next time.

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too late bro, i think he's already shown that you're probably "that guy" to somebody else in your office.

"case in point: he calls vacations 'VAKAYS'. wtf?!"

Dids · #35 03-30-2007, 03:38 PM

btw- "yambags" is a fantastic word that I will be overusing in the near future.

kyleb · #36 03-30-2007, 03:53 PM

My office partner shoots me with USB Missile Launchers.

So, all y'all can go [censored] yourselves.

kyleb · #37 03-30-2007, 03:53 PM

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btw- "yambags" is a fantastic word that I will be overusing in the near future.

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You have undoubtably heard me say this IRL.

27offsuit · #38 03-30-2007, 03:55 PM

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Mine. I'll use 'vacation' next time.

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too late bro, i think he's already shown that you're probably "that guy" to somebody else in your office.

"case in point: he calls vacations 'VAKAYS'. wtf?!"

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I would never say 'vacays'.
You have to draw a line somewhere.

Freakin · #39 03-30-2007, 03:57 PM

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My office partner shoots me with USB Missile Launchers.

So, all y'all can go [censored] yourselves.

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SUCK IT!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z-hcJe7QFo

DrewDevil · #40 03-30-2007, 03:57 PM

I found the description of the yogurt ritual very funny.

Also, the guy clips his fingernails every single day?

People are weird.