OT- Laments of a live pro

[AMT]

if you supply me with drugs when i get to vegas I will help you overcome all that is -EV live.

[BHokie1]

[Pasterbator]

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get Caro's Book of Tells

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You can borrow mine in exchange for a month of housing.

[Dominic]

you must love your new roomie, tho. he's bitchin.'

[GtrHtr]

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you must love your new roomie, tho. he's bitchin.'

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bitchin' about taking out the trash and washing his hands is what I've heard.

[Dominic]

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you must love your new roomie, tho. he's bitchin.'

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bitchin' about taking out the trash and washing his hands is what I've heard.

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i think i may start running around Bones' room and touching all his belongings after I've gone to the bathroom without washing my hands.

[Pudge714]

GtrHtr,
That is a scary ass avatar. I hate Joakim.

[bigt439]

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-> bbv forum ?

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-> Drink lysol?

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also, thanks for keeping the games good bones... if you make it until june ill come clean you out [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[bigt439]

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Since moving out to Vegas, about 90% of my play has been live. It's definitely changed my perspective, both on poker and life in Vegas. These are some observations.

-Poker chips are the most disgusting things on the face of the Earth. I'd ballpark about 20% of people I see leaving the bathroom actually washing their hands. What's the first thing they touch when they get back? Right. The chips that are about to go to your stack and in your hands. To make matters worse, I habitually play with my chips, shuffling and restacking them pretty much non-stop. I can't stop myself. It's like I'm riffling a handful of anuses. So disgusting. I'm seriously considering wearing latex gloves at the table.

- You know how you feel when you're 1 tabling online? Now imagine that you think you have visual reads on people. I've developed such a ridiculous case of FPS. I've bluffed more in the last 2 weeks than I have in the last 2 years. Of course nobody ever folds because people love calling.

- I'm convinced that I have a ridiculous amount of physical tells. Next time I play seriously, I'm going to have to wear a hoodie and sunglasses and look like a total [censored]. Ugh.

-Table games are bad. Really bad.

-There are no local girls in Vegas who don't deal, play, or strip*.

- Limit is dumb.



*There is a non-zero chance that since these are the only places I go that I might be slightly off on this one.

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Do you agree with my theory that for any cash game, if you divide the stakes by 10, its similar to the level of play online?

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this is correct.

[bones]

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bones,

playing poker for a living sounds horrible. perhaps you should have 2 jobs to keep from burning out on poker?

Indy

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Brilliant! I'll get my resume out there asap.


If I get tired of playing, I don't play for a few days. Problem solved.