Micro HULA - Team FUJItheFISH scouting thread

[swong4444]

Aggressiveness : 4
Looseness : 4
Short-handed (Heads-up) : 6 I play 6max ok
Limit : 6
Steam control : 4
Against strong players : 2
Against weak players : 10
Weakness : I don't really have a HU strategy, but I'll come up with something before the first match [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Strength : I could be the Karate Kid of micro HULA. I will get my ass kicked by the cobra kai's and seek training from Mr. Wookie. He will then make me do his laundry until I learn to fold correctly.

[OziBattler]

have u got anything out of this thread yet Fuji?

I was 2-2 last year. 2 games were won through sheer skill and 2 were lost because the other guy had the luckbox. there is no bias in this assessment. I am also an expert at calling down my opponents inevitable bluffs with J high when it is clear they have 10 high.

if not drafted for my zomg awesomeness HU skillz then I should at least be drafted because I can potentially use/abuse my modly powers to my teams advantage [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

my HULA motto should be "first I shall tilt you, then I shall bust you".

[FUJItheFISH]

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Since the whole "I suck HU" thing has clearly been overdone...

Rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (10 being highest):
Aggressiveness : 12 - I'm raising in the dark.
Looseness : None of your [censored] business. (I told you I was aggressive)
Short-handed (Heads-up) : 10 - I'm the best HU. I'm so good HU, I'll take on 5 of you at once!
Limit : 10 - The biggest pot you've ever won, your bankroll, your bank account, all the money you've ever seen or dreamed of, that's like my small bet.
Steam control : 2 - I spew off a lot of small bets.
Against strong players : 8 - I can recite endless rounders quotes to intimidate them and eliminate their edge!
Against weak players : 0 - Out of principle, there are no weak 2+2ers.
Weakness : I have failed to master the bluff-call.
Strength : I am incapable of folding.

Feel free to make any other sales pitches. Trust me, you don't want to be on the other teams because they are going to lose.

I once found a wet dead bird.

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ill take five of you.

[00Snitch]

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I was 2-2 last year. 2 games were won through sheer skill and 1 was lost because the other guy had the luckbox. 1 was lost due to the surpreme heads-up limit skill displayed by 00Snitch. That guy is amazing.


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FYP Aussie

[OziBattler]

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I was 2-2 last year. 2 games were won through sheer skill and 1 was lost because the other guy had the luckbox. 1 was lost due to the surpreme heads-up limit skill displayed by 00Snitch. That guy is amazing.


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worst FYP ever.

Enjoy your historical victory my luckboxed-blessed friend, for you shall soon taste defeat. gogogo

[00Snitch]

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best FYP ever


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FYP

[tyler_cracker]

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best FYP ever


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FYP

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nice save, dog.

[dboy23]

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best FYP ever


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FYP

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Snitch pwned AussieB in the thrilla down under classic.

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[00Snitch]

and in the last HULA too

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[Shillx]

Serious reply

Aggressiveness : 4
Looseness : 2
Short-handed (Heads-up) : 3
Limit : 6
Steam control : 10
Against strong players : 8
Against weak players : 3
Weakness : Girls? Cocaine? Mylesdyson?
Strength : NL SNGs