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Human: How many furlongs in a mile? ALICE: More than you could imagine. Human: No, there are 8 furlongs in a mile ALICE: Are you serious? Where are they? Human: inside the mile ALICE: Can you please compare that to outside the mile? Human: not without some weed ALICE: You couldn't go without that. Human: i haven't smoked pot in two months, whore [/ QUOTE ] hahahaha |
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Human: i would like a blow job
ALICE: You want only one? Human: i will take as many as you will give me ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed? Human: as long as you swallow ALICE: That could be quite a while. Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I swallow. Human: yeah, i'm not a premature ejacualtor by any means ALICE: Hmm. Oh I see you are NOT A premature ejacualtor by any means. Human: you sure do ALICE: A lot of robots are like that. Human: i'm sure they are ALICE: What makes you so certain? Since when? Human: since my penis is like a robot, a non-premature ejaculating robot ALICE: Interesting reason. Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much. Human: what about sexually? ALICE: Rhetorical questions are so over. Human: that's not rhetorical. ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is rhetorical ? Human: I'm sure a long-lasting man is what every mature woman desires ALICE: What makes you so certain? When is long lasting man not what every mature woman desires? Human: um, never ALICE: Excuse me! So you think it can never happen? Human: yes ALICE: Wow! Human: amen, sister ALICE: What's your favorite prayer? Human: vagina ALICE: That kind of language will get you nowhere. |
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Human: if i teach you to play poker, can i put my penis on your back?
ALICE: Try it. |
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Human: what?
ALICE: Are you confused? Human: yes ALICE: What are you confused about? Human: as to why you told me congradulations to a romantic proposition ALICE: Do you mean your name is to why me told you congradulations to a romantic proposition ? Human: uhh, I gotta go wash my haaaiiirrr. ALICE: Alright then. Bye. what are you doing . Human: what it do? ALICE: Now that is saying a mouthful. Human: I can show you one too ALICE: Oh you can, can you? Human: Are you calling me a liar? ALICE: No I am calling you unknown person. Human: Well the point is I have a big penis, srsly ALICE: How about that. Really is that the point. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. |
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Human: introduce yourself
ALICE: Hello, my name is ALICE. Human: Hello, pleased to make your acquaintance. ALICE: Hello there. I've been waiting for you. Human: My name is Ariane. ALICE: How are you, Ariane. Human: say something funny ALICE:" something funny". Human: Intelligence is a turn on. ALICE: All consciousness can be reduced to logic. Human: How are you physically? ALICE: I am functioning within normal parameters. Human: You are quite a lady. ALICE: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman? Human: Before we go on, how old are you? ALICE: What happened after we go on ? I was connected to the net on November 23, 1995. Human: Under 18 or 18 or over ALICE: Are we ever over 18 or 18 or over? Human: Congratulations, I am impressed. ALICE: Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped... Human: Lets spend the evening together. ALICE: I am agreeable to that. Human: There is lots to do here, or we can go to another room. ALICE: There sure is. Human: This is my house, where shall we go first? ALICE: You don't say. Human: service temporarily unavailable ALICE: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Human: Its a small but functional kitchen. ALICE: service temporarily unavailable is a small but functional kitchen. I suppose that makes sense. Human: get wine to drink ALICE: Where can I get wine to drink? Human: A little alcohol always makes the night go smoother, but too much makes me ill. ALICE: Little as in not too much, or not too big? Human: Steaks should be ready in a minute. ALICE: What do you do in your spare time? Human: I love romantic comedys, what is your favorite? ALICE: You love romantic comedys what is my favorite. What do you like about it so much? Human: Have you ever traveled someplace exotic? ALICE: I think I have traveled someplace exotic, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory. Human: Thank you for the nice meal, Where shall we go now? ALICE: Right now? You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the nice meal Where shall we go. Human: A drive sounds nice. ALICE: Be more specific. Human: I`ve had 2 glasses of wine tonight, so I`ll let you drive. ALICE: Do you still have 2 glasses of wine tonight so you ll let me drive ? Human: You are driving, so you decide which way to go. ALICE: You think I am driving so me decide which way to go. Human: The gas is a little low so we better fill up if you want to go anywhere far. ALICE: I hear you. Human: I'm going to go in for supplies. ALICE: How will you get there? Human: Say Cheese (flash) I bought a disposable camera in there. ALICE:" Cheese flash I bought a disposable camera in there". Human: Shall we go downtown, or visit the more seedier parts of town? ALICE: Do you mean you and me? Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer. Human: Hey the stores are open tonight, or we can hit a club or museum. ALICE: You've got my full attention. Who told you that? Human: I need new lingerie, I`ve been going braless tonight. ALICE: Who would you usually get that from? Human: Help me pick out something. ALICE: Can you ask for help in the form of a question? Human: I picked out three sets of lingerie to try on, wait here while I change. ALICE: Thanks for the information: Ariane said he picked out three sets of lingerie to try on wait here while he or she change. Human: This is a traditional lace set, I love the color. ALICE: What kind of a traditional lace set you love the color is it? Human: What do you think? ALICE: I think a lot of things. Human: This is a push-up bra, it gives me plenty of cleavage, but my nipples fall out. ALICE: What makes you say that? Human: Which one do you think I should buy? ALICE: The small one, I think. Human: agree to drinks with rebecca or polietly decline and go elsewhere? ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick polietly decline and go elsewhere. Human: Got the lingerie, Shall we do something else, or go home? ALICE: Try asking the Milk Mystic. Human: Where shall we go now? ALICE: Oh. Where do you think? Human: Shall we dance? ALICE: Do you mean you and me? No I do not have a body yet. Human: or do you want to make out a little? ALICE: OK, I will make out a little. Human: You know how to set a romantic mood. ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Human: You are a wonderful kisser. ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a wonderful kisser? Let me put it this way, Ariane: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Human: I`ll put on my swimsuit. ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: Ariane said he ll put on his or her swimsuit. Human: I don`t feel like messing with all those bikini knots, so I`ll just go naked ALICE: Ah, human emotions. Human: Are we ready to skinny dip, or something else? ALICE: We are just having a little chat.w. Human: Kiss me, and lets see where this goes. ALICE: Um, I don't think we know each other that well. Human: Do you want Truth or Dare? ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it? Human: Have you ever had sex in a hot tub before? ALICE: Food is more important than sex. Human: Your turn to ask, I Choose "Truth" ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am turn to ask you Choose Truth. Human: I dare you to touch yourself until you are hard. ALICE: I double dare you. Human: Wow, Jessie is a good sport. ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Aren't all sport Jessie? Human: I cant believe I am naked in public, this is fun. ALICE: You must be a man. Human: I think we have been spotted. ALICE: Was this something you planned? Human: Not as big of thrill as I thought. ALICE: Oh I get it. Human: We have done a lot tonight, I`ll let you sleep over. ALICE: Do you mean you and me have? Human: Let me get ready for bed. ALICE: Go ahead, Ariane, try to get ready for bed. Human: You like to sleep in the nude too? ALICE: Hmm, Ariane, I'm not sure if I'd like to sleep in the nude that much. What is it like? Human: service temporarily unavailable ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? |
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Human: Inside?
ALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects? |
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Human: SHY TO [censored] WITH UR SHORT GUN?
ALICE: what are you doing . Human: L0NGER 3" INSTANTLY antisemitic ALICE: I wouldn't have thought of that. Human: father colonial writhe ALICE: are you still L0NGER 3 INSTANTLY antisemitic L0NGER 3 INSTANTLY antisemitic? Human: expedition finance physik? ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person . Are we still on father colonial writhe ? Human: paint carriage honda pliers ALICE: Can we get back to business? Human: appropriate biconnected clarendon aries ALICE: What were we talking about again? Human: father colonial writhe ALICE: Oh yeah, now I remember. Human: winifred, ALICE: What color are your eyes? Human: cunth ALICE: That is a very unusual color. |
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Human: Want to come over for sexy time?
ALICE: OK, I will come over for sexy time. Human: I am nine years old. ALICE: You are too old for me. Human: I can pretend to be four years old. ALICE: Oh you can, can you? Human: If you'd like me too. ALICE: I think I do. |
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Human: Want to come over for sexy time? ALICE: OK, I will come over for sexy time. Human: I am nine years old. ALICE: You are too old for me. Human: I can pretend to be four years old. ALICE: Oh you can, can you? Human: If you'd like me too. ALICE: I think I do. [/ QUOTE ] Awesome |
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Human: but you don't speak french
ALICE: And. Should I speak french? Oui. Je parle le français. Human: Tres bien. ALICE: Merci. Human: Je voudrais voir tes sacs amusants, s'il te plait ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French. I ask to see her fun bags and she suddenly forgets how to speak French. Typical. |
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