Men's complaints about women

[Blarg]

They worry way too much about what's hip and commonly fall prey to any trend or popular opinion no matter how stupid. Also, they are extremely bad at keeping secrets and way too fond of gossip and cliques.

[siccjay]

They have brain the size of squirrel.

[A_C_Slater]

They believe in haunted places and the magic of David Blaine.

And they like to dance....

[buriedbeds]

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They like jerks and guys that dress in trendy clothing like the guys you see on mtv.

im a nice guy and don't wear trendy clothing. I don't have a gf or many female friends [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Methinks your problems may run deeper than your fashion sense. Chicks love nice guys to hang out with as (might as well be gay) friends.

-bb.

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that could be my problem. I don't like "hanging out" with chicks. It's either gf or nothing.

we all know girls these day and age like a-holes over nice guys. We are not all a-holes!

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That's your problem, then. Either become an a-hole or learn to like women as people and hope for the difficult-but-not-impossible friend-to-boyfriend switch. Or stop your mother [censored] whining. What, do you expect women to fall at your feet because you exist? You have to either attract them by doing the things that attract them short-term (i.e. being a "cocky, funny a-hole") or attract them by doing the things that attract them long-term (i.e. being a stable source of fun and friendship). Women don't just like you because you're in the same place at the same time as them for 50 minutes at a time (or however long your highschool classes last).

Perhaps this is overly-harsh, but it's also what I wish someone had screamed in my ear a long, long time ago.

-bb.

[buriedbeds]

Oh, and to get back on topic, the smell of their menstruation attracts bears.

-bb.

[dcasper70]

You can pick up your buddies at 7:30 am, drive 30 minutes to the golf course, play a 4 hour round, spend another hour with them at the bar, plus a half hour dropping them back off, then when you get home and she asks what you talked about, she gets mad when you say "nothing".

Yes, we can spend 6 hours together and talk about nothing!!! We're guys, get over it!!!

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[4_2_it]

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You can pick up your buddies at 7:30 am, drive 30 minutes to the golf course, play a 4 hour round, spend another hour with them at the bar, plus a half hour dropping them back off, then when you get home and she asks what you talked about, she gets mad when you say "nothing".

Yes, we can spend 6 hours together and talk about nothing!!! We're guys, get over it!!!

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That is a good one. I just telling my wife that we talked about sex and she usually stops asking any more questions.

[dcasper70]

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You can pick up your buddies at 7:30 am, drive 30 minutes to the golf course, play a 4 hour round, spend another hour with them at the bar, plus a half hour dropping them back off, then when you get home and she asks what you talked about, she gets mad when you say "nothing".

Yes, we can spend 6 hours together and talk about nothing!!! We're guys, get over it!!!

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That is a good one. I just telling my wife that we talked about sex and she usually stops asking any more questions.

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[Paul B.]

They're not slutty enough.

[Quanah Parker]

They are very bad at aiming their cars.
I couldn't bring myself to type "drive", as their abilities don't warrant it.

What's the definition of misogynist?

A guy who hates women almost as much as they hate each other.