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02-25-2007, 06:42 PM
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Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] So the odds of walking into a random place that says "Asian" and "massage" anywhere on the sign in NYC and it NOT being a brothel are <1%? [/ QUOTE ] This thread is shocking to me. There's an Asian massage parlor very close to where I live. Stuck between a pizza place and a vet. I never would have thought it was actually a brothel until I read this thread. [/ QUOTE ] Did you think you were just their favorite customer? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ]hah 
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02-25-2007, 10:33 PM
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Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors
One time I went to an Asian massage parlor and all the women were eating Asian noodle soup behind the counter. As I was waiting on the massage table, an Asian woman bursted in and shouted "You like super pussy?" "Hmmmm," I said, "What's in the soup?"
-J
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02-23-2007, 10:30 AM
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02-23-2007, 10:36 AM
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02-23-2007, 12:47 PM
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Massages in Thailand are $5-$10 per hour, with extra services you are talking $30 in total. =) In LA a good place to find shady massage parlors is the LA Weekly or LA Weekly Online. You can also just pull out the yellow pages and go to anything with a name like Lucky Massage or Happy Massage etc. Vegas has tons and tons and tons of these places as well. Howard, Are you married? If so, how does your wife feel about these massage trips? Or do you lie? If so, have you ever been questioned or close to being caught? [/ QUOTE ] I am divorced. Here is one reason why: Pic of ex-mother-in-law: 
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02-23-2007, 12:55 PM
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Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors
Is it extra if you request other "services" (ex Anal), if so, how much?
What were some of the extras you had requested?
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02-23-2007, 01:12 PM
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Is it extra if you request other "services" (ex Anal), if so, how much? What were some of the extras you had requested? [/ QUOTE ] I'm pretty straight-forward. I just get a half and half. That's the basic thing you'll get if you go. Back in NYC, when there were sometimes 20 girls in the main room (THOSE were the days!) I just couldn't pick one so I got 2. Sometimes they'd get it on, sometimes not. A friend of mine went to the regular place I go to and one time flipped the girl over and SIIHP. Now he's barred. A few times I asked the girls what some weird stuff guys wanted just out of curiosity. One girl told me that one of her regulars just wanted to have her put a diaper on him and hold him like a mother holds her baby and pat him on the back until he burped. Go figure. And then there is that dildo. I think I could've had it for free but I took a pass.
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02-23-2007, 01:56 PM
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One girl told me that one of her regulars just wanted to have her put a diaper on him and hold him like a mother holds her baby and pat him on the back until he burped. Go figure. [/ QUOTE ] she said she'd never tell! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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02-23-2007, 02:00 PM
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A friend of mine went to the regular place I go to and one time flipped the girl over and SIIHP. Now he's barred. [/ QUOTE ] wait, so you can assrape a girl and all that happens is they tell you not to come back?!?
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02-23-2007, 02:02 PM
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Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors
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[ QUOTE ] A friend of mine went to the regular place I go to and one time flipped the girl over and SIIHP. Now he's barred. [/ QUOTE ] wait, so you can assrape a girl and all that happens is they tell you not to come back?!? [/ QUOTE ] Probably isn't in their best interest to file a police report
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