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Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot. Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets. Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence? Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here. Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot. Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs. Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes. |
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in case you want to talk trash at someone about how bad they are -- here is another site that is just going to be rockin' great in a few months: www.officialpokerranking.com Oh yea. Stats a good from january forward. The stuff before that looks a bit shaky. They are now catching every game I play -- for better or mmmm worse ;( [/ QUOTE ] For fun with my gf we've playeed a mixture of small donkaments and SNGs since the beginning of the year on Stars. They have all my 45 player SNG tourneys but not the one or two table SNGs. Do you think/know if they will they add these? ~ Rick |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] It isn't. And stop calling me Shirley. [/ QUOTE ] Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue! [/ QUOTE ] Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit posting OT. [/ QUOTE ] You ever seen a grown man naked? [/ QUOTE ] I have no idea what this joke is about. Who is Shirley? Why did she make a transsexual operation to become a man? And who would really want to see him/her naked? [/ QUOTE ] Surely you can't be serious. |
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I personally love playing against people who use these. They tend to label everyone a donk, even people who make money playing poker. Nothing better as a money making poker player than to have others thinking you dont know how to play.
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I've got to admit I done it recently in a game I was on. I was in a hand and got caught with my hand in the cookie jar on the river (these things happen occasionally). Next thing a player who wasn't even in the hand starts giving it 'LOL' etc all over the chat. Checked his stats on sharkscope and discovered he was $6000 down despite mainly playing $5 and $10 sng's. Afraid to say that I threw that stat back at him.
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You have to be completly clueless / stupid to loose 6000$ playing 5$ SnG ! It amazes me everytime I see a stat like that.
I would love to see loosing results from thepokerdb too... unfortunately I don't think it's going to happen anywtime soon. |
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What made it all the more ammusing was the fact that he tried to say he was rich and didn't mind losing that kind of money. I had to ask if that was the case then why had he just played a few 10 player SnG's with a 50c buy in.
I couldn't make out most of his reply as it was censored. |
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Please stop tapping the glass. Different people play poker for different reasons and assuming everyone is playing to maximize their long-term profit is a fairly poor assessment of the low-limit player pool.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] It isn't. And stop calling me Shirley. [/ QUOTE ] Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue! [/ QUOTE ] Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit posting OT. [/ QUOTE ] You ever seen a grown man naked? [/ QUOTE ] I have no idea what this joke is about. Who is Shirley? Why did she make a transsexual operation to become a man? And who would really want to see him/her naked? [/ QUOTE ] Surely you can't be serious. [/ QUOTE ] There is no parking in the Red Zone. |
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