The Ugliest Cake In The History Of The Universe

[Howard Treesong]

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I am actually allergic to cake

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What?


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Not directed at me, but it's probably something within the cake, like gluten. Although a generic cake allergy would make for a much better story

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I'm allergic to wheat, so no cookies, pasta, bread or cake for me.

[Howard Treesong]

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It looks like a clown masturbated on it.

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Wins the funny prize, IMO. nh.

[lacticacid]

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Looks like a King's cake from New Orleans. Don't knock it until you try it.

Oh, and don't accidently eat the baby.

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My parents just got one mailed to them from a house guest. Anyway - make sure you eat it soon as they go stale real fast. It was stale when my parents got it and they called the place about it and were told basically deal with it they go stale. Sort of sucks for something that cost the person sending it to them over $50. In the end the company comped them another of their cakes that travel better.

[jackal47]

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It looks like a clown masturbated on it.

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Wins the funny prize, IMO. nh.

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I shouldn't admit it, but it took me reading to the end of the thread to get why this is funny. Guess I need some wake up juice (Coffee or clown cum? you decide......)

[Jack of Arcades]

Best cake ever.

[DJ Sensei]

what % of king cakes have 2 plastic babies?

the only one i recall eating had 2, and i managed to find both. the second one was worse, as i was no longer biting cautiously.

[PITTM]

you should tell them its a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.

[Kimbell175113]

Maryfield,

thank you for being the only one to get my joke.

[Borodog]

Is that melted cheddar cheese?

Mmmm . . . cheesecake.

[guids]

Its not a cake, its a turd from this guy.