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Old 02-07-2007, 06:41 PM
nath nath is offline
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Jack,

I, for one, want to support you in starting interesting and thought provoking threads. There's no way I would have found out about important issues like Daniel Negreanu shaving his head without your collossal contributions.

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Ok... Ok... enough of the bushleague "insulting rebuttal". Comedy 101 stuff (myself included).

The Celebrity Roast. One of the most traditional and enduring comedic forms used today.

Lets see who has the talk or who has the c*ck! I propose a "2+2 Roast Off":

Jen Harmon, Mikey the Mouth, Gustov "The Great Dane" Hansen, Phil Ivey, Paul "The Hairy Eskimo" Clark, and Brandi Rose (what the hell) are all sittin at your table. Roast away!

Just to get it out of the way and save space ... "Jack High is a douchebag", "Sic the Comedy Police on him", "You're an unfunny jerkoff", "His name is Black Jack", etc. etc.

Ok... let the Roast commence! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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What, no takers on the Roast? Just as I thought... a bunch of whiners on this site who can't put up... shrivel up faster than my nutsack lying on your mothers muff.

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Or, nobody gives a [censored] about anything you have to say

p.s. hi blackjack, working on that ip ban i see
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Old 02-07-2007, 06:45 PM
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Not funny jackhigh. If you're gonna get your chat banned, at least be funny in the process.
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Old 02-07-2007, 06:46 PM
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Not funny jackhigh. If you're gonna get your chat banned, at least be funny in the process.

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Late!
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Old 02-07-2007, 06:48 PM
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p.s. hi blackjack, working on that ip ban i see

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Who the hell is Blackjack? Some sort of 2+2 Buttbuddy?
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Old 02-07-2007, 08:37 PM
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Please make me a mod just so I can ban this guy.
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Old 02-08-2007, 10:42 AM
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p.s. hi blackjack, working on that ip ban i see

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Who the hell is Blackjack? Some sort of 2+2 Buttbuddy?

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Are you eight? These are the worst comebacks I've ever read. Like ever. Every time you post it makes me cringe at how hacky all your jokes are.
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Old 02-08-2007, 11:08 AM
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Or, nobody gives a [censored] about anything you have to say

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Who the hell is Blackjack? Some sort of 2+2 Buttbuddy?

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He's a guy you make look intelligent
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Old 02-08-2007, 01:26 PM
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Or, nobody gives a [censored] about anything you have to say

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Who the hell is Blackjack? Some sort of 2+2 Buttbuddy?

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He's a guy you make look like Lenny Bruce.

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FYP
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Old 02-08-2007, 03:13 PM
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Please make me a mod just so I can ban this guy.

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Ok... I yield. Certainly don't want a Mod to ban me. Maybe a Rocker...

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Old 02-08-2007, 03:41 PM
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Or, nobody gives a [censored] about anything you have to say

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Who the hell is Blackjack? Some sort of 2+2 Buttbuddy?

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He's a guy you make look intelligent

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Ok, this thread is gettin a little stale. I was expecting fresher retorts/wit than "you douchebag" and "you suck" from such humor critics. So... if Gods be willing this thread will die out. I'll see ya around!
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