Full proof sex on the first date...

[Poofler]

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I can see where the airplane would be effective. I lived on the coast for several years, and had a sweet boat.

I would take them out about a mile to watch the sunset, just far enough so that you can't see land. The fact that most women have never seen anything like that coupled with some tropical rum drinks and good music was an almost gauranteed panty dropper.

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Here is a man that knows what he is talking about... is probably screwing women that are theoretically out of his league... AND is probably dating someone other than a dairy queen counter girl [which is probably the career of most 2+2er's target women of choice]

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I buy the story, and it's why I miss L.A. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

So many above average looking women who don't have "rules" about when they do what. Combine that with a steady population of guys that expect this, and often don't bother to do much besides eat hamburger->compliment->fondle. A little effort always went a loooong way.

[JayDoubleYou]

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Didn't want to totally hijack the thread on picking up girls... so here it goes

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I can usually get 1 out of 4 phone numbers from girls I approach

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1 out of 4 is spectacular - imagine if you won 25% of all hands delt to you in poker - you'd be rich.


Out of curiosity - of the 25% that give you their number, how many are you able to call? And how many do you actually take to lunch? Then how many do you actually nail?


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out of the 25% whose number I get... atleast half of them flake... of the ones I take out to lunch... i would say I have about a 90% rate of scheduling a 2nd more formal dinner date... and of those 90% who I've taken to dinner, I've closed the deal with 100% of them.

I have a full proof date for first date sex. I'll share if you guys like.

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I'll start off by telling you I'm an average looking dude with slightly above average wit and humor [which seems to go a long way]...

AND- the only reason I'm able to pull this date off is because of some killer business contacts I've made.

Anyways, here is the full proof sex on the first date- date for $250.00

Start off with a a cooler packed with wine and fruit. Head over to a small local airstrip and go on an aerial cruise of Los Angeles (small single prop plane takes us over Universal Studios, the Hollywood sign, and Staple center). I have a buddy that owns a pilots-licensing company and takes us up for 30 minutes for the price of fuel... about $90.00. The regular fee is probably between $150-$200.00. You can easily get the same helicopter service in most large towns for a couple hundred bucks.

Usually the flight induces some kissing, petting, hand holding... it's a very bonding event.

Follow-up upon landing with the wine and fruit... sometimes we are good to go from there... sometimes I have to extend the date/conversation over to a little sushi joint I know [very quant place] that cost about $100.00

Presto... first date sex 7 out of 8 times.

P.S. five of them were above average (7 or 8 out of 10 stars- even by OTT standards); 1 was so far out of my league I didn't know how I got so lucky (10 +); 1 was very plain (maybe a six)

P.P.S- I know $200 - $400 on a single date seems ridiculous... but if you do 3-4 'standard' dates to get laid, it's about the same thing.

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WOW.......What the [censored] do you have to do to get anal??

[critikal]

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I can see where the airplane would be effective. I lived on the coast for several years, and had a sweet boat.

I would take them out about a mile to watch the sunset, just far enough so that you can't see land. The fact that most women have never seen anything like that coupled with some tropical rum drinks and good music was an almost gauranteed panty dropper.

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Here is a man that knows what he is talking about... is probably screwing women that are theoretically out of his league... AND is probably dating someone other than a dairy queen counter girl [which is probably the career of most 2+2er's target women of choice]

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Dairy Queen counters you say?

[seventwo]

tl;dr

bring bewbs back please.

[hawk59]

honestly, if i ever took a girl that i didn't want to marry on a plane tour of a city i would shoot myself and i would deserve it

[vikefan24]

Much easier way to get laid on the first date, also much cheaper.. Roofies.. SHHHHHhhh

[gamblore99]

I think you would get a lot less action on such a good date, because the girls would want something more serious from you.

In my experience I seem to get more action when the first date is so so. Less when it goes really well.

[Bicycles_Biatch]

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I have a buddy that owns a pilots-licensing company and takes us up for 30 minutes for the price of fuel... about $90.00.

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So, you let your buddy watch/videotape while you bang these chicks? I could see a friend hooking you up with a discount once or twice but 8 times for just the price of fuel sounds bogus.

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I hook him up with financial discounts in other areas.

[Bicycles_Biatch]

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tl;dr

bring bewbs back please.



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PLEASE... someone help direct me to another link of boobies... mine just went cold.

[lippy]

Your intention must be getting laid and only getting laid.

Otherwise this is like flopping a royal flush your first hand... you're never going to be able to top it and the nuts are expected every hand.