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Old 01-26-2007, 05:05 AM
tailspin4540 tailspin4540 is offline
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Default Re: Tips for the best ways to sex a female teacher?

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1. Misbehave to get her 1-on-1 (or see her a lot for after school tutoring). Misbehaving is better especially if you get punished to stay late after school when she doesn't have the pressure to to get back to the class...
2. Tell her it is not your fault that you misbehave, it is because you have a crush on an older women and you crave her attention even if it is bad attention (she will read between the lines and realize you are talking about her, what makes it cool is you don't say her directly but she knows). Tell her it is not your fault if her attraction is too powerful for you to resist and if we ignore these feelings then we are allowing a part of ourselves to die, and does this this leads to regret....which is the most hurtful emotion of all? (this is romantic chick food which they gobble up. If you think it sounds dumb then **** you).
3. STOP...watch her reaction. Get a good read on her.
4. If she open to the possibility, then you need to make sure she feels 1000% safe with it (she is risking her job and possibily jail time and a lifetime of registering as a sex offender...)
5. Keep your [censored] mouth shut if you make it happen... If you get caught, tell them you raped her (to protect her) and that you begged her not to turn you in and she should mercy on you by not calling the cops... She won't press charges....

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I'm not sure which post is dumber, OP or this.
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Old 01-26-2007, 06:58 AM
daryn daryn is offline
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Default Re: Tips for the best ways to sex a female teacher?

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lolbanaments

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did i get a * for this?

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i hope so.. if not, look for another * in your future
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Old 01-26-2007, 09:15 AM
mrkilla mrkilla is offline
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Hmmmmmmm, new poster bringing a weird chick banging dilemma to OOT. I'm sure this is a true story and not KKF or anything.

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If it is his primary account should be ban for this too.

Also wtf is with a dude calling him self Miss Pink?
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Old 01-26-2007, 09:34 AM
fish2plus2 fish2plus2 is offline
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Default Re: Tips for the best ways to sex a female teacher?

Whatever you do, make sure she knows you are 18. (this isnt my account. i think its a cool thread if OP actually goes through with it).
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Old 01-26-2007, 10:39 AM
amachur amachur is offline
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Default Re: Tips for the best ways to sex a female teacher?

Doggystyle or bent over desk ftw
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Old 01-26-2007, 11:21 AM
RichC. RichC. is offline
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Default Re: Tips for the best ways to sex a female teacher?

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lolbanaments

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did i get a * for this?

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i hope so.. if not, look for another * in your future

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so lame. i see worse things than this posted all the time and no stars are given. so, yes i am pissed, but whatever.

the teacher doesnt "want" the student in question. and if she actually gives a damn about her career, she wont do anything anyway.
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Old 01-26-2007, 11:27 AM
ChipWrecked ChipWrecked is offline
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adentro?
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