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Old 12-20-2006, 02:29 AM
Hamburglar Hamburglar is offline
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Default Re: Essential Content from \"Never Trust Anyone\" Thread

With so much drama in the N-V-G
Its kinda hard being brandi R-O-S-E
But she, some way, some how
Keeps flipping them Gs from 8 stars accounties
like every single day
really though

chorus:
prancin down the hotel lobby,
smoking shaniac's indo,
giving hand to a moose

laid back,
(with my mind on my money and my money on my new toaster)

prancin down the hotel lobby,
smoking shaniac's indo,
giving hand to a moose

laid back,
(with my mind on my money and my money on my new toaster)

-- -- - - -- - - - -- - - - - -

seriously, read the thread.
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:32 AM
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Default Re: Essential Content from \"Never Trust Anyone\" Thread

[ QUOTE ]

CHORUS-(Me) X's 3
Penis on your neck, pe-penis on your neck
Penis on your neck, pe-penis on your neck
I'm talkin pails of green, talkin pails of green
Tom Franklin's mean, penis on the poker queen.

VERSE 1-(Brandi Rose)
Where them trees at? Where them keys at?
Where my 12 G's at? Where my-where my BMWs at?
All grey BMW, repossessed in tha bed yo
Where them stripper fees at, where them double dees at?
Said I need that, where my where my 12 G's at?
Nu-nuttin less tho, nippple says full tilt so
Hands on that bottle, didn't want to sleep wit da X-O
Cried 2 or 3 times in the sack-sack
Cause I got 2 or 3 penises on my back-back
Won 4 donks out 6-6 - winning players got dix-dix
penis on my neck, pe-penis on my neck.

[/ QUOTE ]
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:47 AM
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Default Re: Essential Content from \"Never Trust Anyone\" Thread

great job. interesting to get a little taste of a compulsive liar's thought process. pretty clear to see that newhouse got caught up with a pretty girl and made bad decisions but I believe him. live and learn.
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:51 AM
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Default Re: Essential Content from \"Never Trust Anyone\" Thread

ITS NOT TOM FRANKLIN ITS CORNELL FIJI THE BIG JERK
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:00 AM
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Default Re: Essential Content from \"Never Trust Anyone\" Thread

Awesome summary, thanks so much. I'm amazed at how much happened since I read the first 500 or so posts.

The thread truly does keep giving and is definately a Christmas miracle.
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:13 AM
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definitely deservant of a custom title, thank you sir
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:16 AM
Hamburglar Hamburglar is offline
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

CHORUS-(Me) X's 3
Penis on your neck, pe-penis on your neck
Penis on your neck, pe-penis on your neck
I'm talkin pails of green, talkin pails of green
Tom Franklin's mean, penis on the poker queen.

VERSE 1-(Brandi Rose)
Where them trees at? Where them keys at?
Where my 12 G's at? Where my-where my BMWs at?
All grey BMW, repossessed in tha bed yo
Where them stripper fees at, where them double dees at?
Said I need that, where my where my 12 G's at?
Nu-nuttin less tho, nippple says full tilt so
Hands on that bottle, didn't want to sleep wit da X-O
Cried 2 or 3 times in the sack-sack
Cause I got 2 or 3 penises on my back-back
Won 4 donks out 6-6 - winning players got dix-dix
penis on my neck, pe-penis on my neck.

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

wtf is this gay [censored]?


Penis on The Back
by brandi Rose

Aye...
don't you know I got
Gs by the three when I saw penis on my back
Loaded nut sack
captain tom, where's ur undies at

What you know about that?
What you know about that?
I know all about penis on my back


Loaded $3Gs on the low where the cheese at
Fresh off stars to the car where the $30G's at


What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Hey what you know about that?
Hey I know all about penis on my back
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:51 AM
TreyOfLight TreyOfLight is offline
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[ QUOTE ]
custom title

[/ QUOTE ]I didn't write it. It's from a post in the original thread that was deleted, and the user's account removed, so I can't give credit. Or I would.
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:51 AM
Dan87 Dan87 is offline
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Default Re: Essential Content from \"Never Trust Anyone\" Thread

So did he actually put his dick on her back or wut?
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:53 AM
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did newhouse claim he sexed her?
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