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View Poll Results: the relative importance of factors in choosing a site is:
rakeback > bonuses > game selection 8 7.02%
rakeback > game selection > bonuses 13 11.40%
bonuses >rakeback >game selection 4 3.51%
bonuses > game selection > rakeback 8 7.02%
game selection > bonuses > rakeback 6 5.26%
game selection > rakebeack > bonuses 75 65.79%
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Old 12-10-2006, 06:35 PM
SkinnyLittleTwig SkinnyLittleTwig is offline
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

Just unzip and piss on one of the guys standing there. Be sure to make animalistic noises and laugh. They aren't gonna do anything, they'll be too confused by the situation. After all, they have some crazy maniac standing next to them, urinating on them. You'll have the urinal of your choice in no time.
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Old 12-10-2006, 06:38 PM
nextgenneo nextgenneo is offline
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

Grow some balls, man up and piss in the middle stall. If they happen to be a pair of gays and look at ur penis then thats their call. Stare at the wall and piss, job done
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Old 12-10-2006, 06:43 PM
ReptileHouse ReptileHouse is offline
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

Are the sinks available?

Seriously, though, just go to the urinal and do your thing. Is it really that big of a deal if some other dude, gay or not, sees your wang?

If that really does bug you, as has been suggested, just use the crapper. Please do either lift up the seat or sit down, though. Splatter is bad, mmmkay?
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Old 12-10-2006, 06:51 PM
Dave Coulier Dave Coulier is offline
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

You have to turn the situation on the other two guys pissing. Slide up between them and drop your pants and panties to the floor and start pissing while bare assed. That should get you all the room you need pretty quickly.
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Old 12-10-2006, 06:51 PM
SkinnyLittleTwig SkinnyLittleTwig is offline
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

Yeah, I never got why people don't lift the seat up.

Can anyone here give a rational explanation?
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Old 12-10-2006, 07:11 PM
saucyspade19 saucyspade19 is offline
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

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Yeah, I never got why people don't lift the seat up.

Can anyone here give a rational explanation?

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to piss off the people who aren't crapping in the urinal
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Old 12-10-2006, 07:12 PM
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

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Yeah, I never got why people don't lift the seat up.

Can anyone here give a rational explanation?

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because its already covered in piss and too gross to touch.
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Old 12-10-2006, 07:14 PM
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

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Yeah, I never got why people don't lift the seat up.

Can anyone here give a rational explanation?

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Because of the guy before me who didnt lift it up, now I gotta grab a seat full of piss.
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Old 12-10-2006, 07:14 PM
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

the kiddie stall makes people think your penis hangs down so far that you need to have a lower urinal
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Old 12-10-2006, 07:46 PM
Jeff_B Jeff_B is offline
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Default Re: Urinals: What\'s my line?

Walk up behind some guy and piss on the back of his legs..
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