Beat: Got robbed by a chick.......

[Lazy Meatball]

are you sure you didn't just get drunk and spend more than you thought you did at the bar?

[Chump Change]

She thieved from you, she didn't rob you. I opened this expecting to read about you getting held at knifepoint, getting your goods stolen, and having unpleasant violations done to your person, and instead get this. Disappointment beat.

[tufat23]

hook up again, but dont carry any cash.

consider it a 2 for 1 deal?

[pktsfullofhope]

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Just pretend she was a prostitute

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I'm pretty sure, no wait I AM certain that she was.

[Abones]

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Long story short I met this chick @ a Thanksgiving party last week. I was talking to her for about 10 min and I guess I must have given her my phone #, although I don't remember. She calls me last night, I'm not really sure who she is, she talks about the party, blah, blah, blah. Basically says that she wants to hang out. This is right after Monday Night Football. I say no prob, we meet up at a bar, have a few drinks, then come back to my place. Next morning (today) the chick wakes up and bounces while I'm still asleep, calls me and leaves a message on my voice mail telling me she had a great time and thanks for everything. Fast-Forward: I'm about to go out and get some breakfast/lunch and notice my wallet is a little bit light......... The Chick took my for like $240 [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] What kind of scandalous move is that? Don't really know how to handle the situation from here, not like $240 is gonna make or break me, but that just seemed sooooo f'd up. A couple of facts, I'm 100% sure that she lighted my wallet, my wallet was in my jeans pocket where I always leave it, right by my bed when I woke up.

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Its pretty simple man. If you think you like her then find out for sure mention it in a nonchalant sort of way and get a read. If it was a one night kind of thing then kill the bitch and burn the remains.

[orestto]

Is Humble Pie going to have to choke a bitch?

[steel108]

I don't understand why she would rob you and then call you.
Are you sure you didn't lose it? This just doesn't make sense at all. Maybe she took it to ensure you would call her back?????

[durkahdurkah]

[Kilillan]

call her back a week later, really serious and say you found out you have HIV.

[loose passive]

Go back and steal her clock....

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Heather: What's in bag?

George: That's a sandwich.

[Clock starts ringing]

George: Damn salami.

Heather: My clock, you stole it!

George: That damn deli that is last time they screw up one of my orders.


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