LOL RETARD

[Sponger.]

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so i hit up foxwoods yesterday and on the way to the poker room i ask the security guard where i can get a wampum card made out. he tells me where it is, i say thanks and continue onto the poker room.

he asks how old i am, i say "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? IM RANKED 3RD IN THE UNITED STATES FOR POKER"

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[Hume]

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i always assumed you were like 40 since you play limit and have > 10k posts and talk about b&m all the time

weird

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[bboy_]

lol i had this happen to me once too. it's a funny feeling when they're denying you of your age after you insist you know how old you are lol.

[rowdyclassmate]

beat: pulling out a calculator.

[HOWMANY]

As hilarious as this post is, it's not particularly surprising. If these people were stupid enough to sell Manhattan for $15 and be so easily conquered by EL BLANCO then it's no surprise that 106-85 = even number to them.

[AlienBoy]

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what's up with a security guard packing a calculator?

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Obviously, he needs it to calculate a person's age to see if they are 21 or not.


AB

[citanul]

at just after midnight on my 21st birthday i walked up to the door of a bar, handed the bartender my id. he looked at his watch, said "happy birthday," and let me in to the bar. it's not a really difficult "skill" to master.