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Old 10-07-2006, 02:02 PM
Scary_Tiger Scary_Tiger is offline
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since I was pretty drunk I didn't explain this well. girl is like 6 - average face, average body, def not stripper material. I see her sitting alone, I start talking to her, blah blah blah. I ask what shes doing here alone and shes like I just got into town and this place is open later than bars. We talk more. She buys me a $8 bottle of water. blah blah blah I get her # and she says "I'm really glad I met you" and we take off. this was at seville.

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wtf
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Old 10-07-2006, 02:03 PM
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obv a hooker courtesy of your friends, since they know you like a 6.5 shy girl who has nothing better to do than sit in a strip club ata 3am all alone and wait for donks like you to come talk to them

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Corrected.
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Old 10-07-2006, 02:03 PM
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0% chance of hookerments

not really that hot

VERY shy

i mean extremely

no hookerments

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yeah because we all know how smokin' your average hooker is. most of them could be super models but they choose a life of doing disgusting pathetic bastards for money because they truly believe in their work.
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Old 10-07-2006, 02:04 PM
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def not a stripper (more like a 6.5). was sitting alone. I got dragged there with a couple friends, saw this girl sitting alone, said "f--- it" and went and talked to her.

b: got her #, got her all over me a lot.

b: only in town until thursday, did not get her to kiss me goodbye on the lips but she did kiss me on the cheek.

v: was all alone at a strip club in downtown minneapolis at 3 am. would not tell me what her job was. wtf?

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5-10% chance she is a lesbian professional online poker player

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lolovanesinsultaments?
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Old 10-07-2006, 02:17 PM
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i was the friend that dragged him to the club. it was the ceville. the girl was not a stripper/hooker.

i chatted with her for a bit (too long for vehn!) and she did seem kinda shy from what i remember. she was sitting with 2 guys when i talked to her, they pretty much ignored her.
this is what i think... she meet some guy on the internet, flew in to meet him. she's not what he expected and he completely ignores her and goes to the titty bar? she's too embrassed about the situation to tell venh! ship?
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Old 10-07-2006, 02:27 PM
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Please post updates after you meet Vehn.
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Old 10-07-2006, 02:42 PM
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since I was pretty drunk I didn't explain this well. girl is like 6 - average face, average body, def not stripper material. I see her sitting alone, I start talking to her, blah blah blah. I ask what shes doing here alone and shes like I just got into town and this place is open later than bars. We talk more. She buys me a $8 bottle of water. blah blah blah I get her # and she says "I'm really glad I met you" and we take off. this was at seville.

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wtf

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water is expensive in strip clubs
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Old 10-07-2006, 03:01 PM
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since I was pretty drunk I didn't explain this well. girl is like 6 - average face

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a little too old for my tastes but good luck with her
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Old 10-07-2006, 04:58 PM
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OP,

Just a hijack question, what is the best strip club in Minneapolis? I turn 21 in about a month and have never been to one, so I'm thinking about going. Suggestions?
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Old 10-07-2006, 05:07 PM
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Can't wait to see what happens next.
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