What is the worst song ever?

[Jasper109]

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Every time this thread comes up (bi-weekly) I say the same thing: Seasons in the Sun. It is the worst possible song.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CjDADccqClE

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I searched and saw nothing...that song is really retarded, but something like Laffy Taffy and Rock Lobster is easily worse

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Watch this and pay attention to the lyrics.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8WkZrE2wiAs

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*Ahem*

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

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At least this song was probably written under the influence of some very good mind altering chemicals.

Hey, I'm a fan of of 60's and 70's fluffy crap, but Terry Jacks makes me want to puke.

[TheHip41]

cottoneye joe

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like i stated in the 483 other threads on this topic, the answer is that "Life Is a Highway" debacle from the late 80's/early 90's.

[MandM_WSU]

Cats in the Cradle

[Jasper109]

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like i stated in the 483 other threads on this topic, the answer is that "Life Is a Highway" debacle from the late 80's/early 90's.

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I agree, and the sad thing is that Tom Cochrane has written some really good stuff. (especially in the old Red Rider days)

A little Canadian content for you guys. I know.......nobody cares about Canada.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv8Xs3O8HvM

[Drew16]

4 Non Blondes

[JuntMonkey]

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how can you say The Final Countdown. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Word. While the singing parts definitely suck, the beat was probably composed by God himself as a song to play in "Game 7 down by 1 with 10 seconds left" situations. There is no better song for that situation.

[challenger84]

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Starship - We Built This City

or possibly Europe - The Final Countdown

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Do you have any nominations that weren't spoonfed to you by "VH1's awesomely worst rock songs ever"? Those are both great songs.

Anyways, the real answer is "My Humps" or that one horrible Gwen Stefani song about bananas.

[The DaveR]

In here somewhere.

[WayAbvPar]

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cottoneye joe

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This is a good 2nd place. I am utterly shocked that no one has mentioned the most obvious- Achey Breaky Heart.