what's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you?

[Namdrahsirhc]

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ugh...

I was in 5th grade music class and we were just coming back to our seats from a little game we played at the front of the room. Well, a bastard kid who sat beside me decided to hold a freshly sharpened pencil on my chair so I would sit down on it. I should've looked before I sat down I guess because it went straight through my mesh basketball shorts I was wearing. Lucky for me I didn't sit down directly in the middle because that would've involved extensive surgery I believe.

The pencil went 3 1/2 inches through my ass cheek, about 1/2 inch away from my brown eye and a few centimeters away from my colon. It remarkably did not hurt at all. So what's a kid to do? I just stand up and leave the class... don't tell my teacher or nothing. I walk into the nurses office and tell her that I sat on a pencil. I'm not sure what her reaction was because I was pretty flustered. I was sweating a lot and she gave me the option of riding in the backseat of my grandma's car or taking an ambulance to the hospital. I chose grandma.

So two of the bigger male teachers come and lift me into the backseat so I can lay on my stomach. We get to the hospital and they do some x-rays and crap. I get a few shots in my ass, one that sent terrible pains down my entire right leg, i'm thinking a tetnis shot. Well about 4 doctors huddle around and they start to pull. The pencil didn't come out easy, it was lodged in the bone. When it did start to come out, it hurt really really really bad. Somehow the pencil did not break.

So I went through school being called 'pencil ass' til about 10th grade. I'm not sure if any of you remember this super bowl commercial, but it involved a guy throwing a pencil through his office ceiling and impailing his boss in the ass. My phone rang for about 10 mins after that, with people calling me to remind me of that horrific day


the commercial

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OH MY GOD, I WAS IN THAT CLASS! I HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE THIS STORY FOR YEARS AS THE MEANEST THING IVE EVER SEEN SOMEONE DO. I AM SO SERIOUS. WAS IT IN MIAMI FLORIDA? WEST LAB ELEMENTARY?

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Well? Im dying to hear if this was actually an OOTer on OOTer crime

[Dale Dough]

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MEanest thing to me......Pledge week at my fraternirty. I [censored] a goat. I had no choice, it was not that bad physically, but mentally....ugh.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

you are an idiot

[Elandriel]

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MEanest thing to me......Pledge week at my fraternirty. I [censored] a goat. I had no choice, it was not that bad physically, but mentally....ugh.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

you are an idiot

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omg... You had no choice?? wtf is you're malfunction??? that's just plain sick..

[JuntMonkey]

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ugh...

I was in 5th grade music class and we were just coming back to our seats from a little game we played at the front of the room. Well, a bastard kid who sat beside me decided to hold a freshly sharpened pencil on my chair so I would sit down on it. I should've looked before I sat down I guess because it went straight through my mesh basketball shorts I was wearing. Lucky for me I didn't sit down directly in the middle because that would've involved extensive surgery I believe.

The pencil went 3 1/2 inches through my ass cheek, about 1/2 inch away from my brown eye and a few centimeters away from my colon. It remarkably did not hurt at all. So what's a kid to do? I just stand up and leave the class... don't tell my teacher or nothing. I walk into the nurses office and tell her that I sat on a pencil. I'm not sure what her reaction was because I was pretty flustered. I was sweating a lot and she gave me the option of riding in the backseat of my grandma's car or taking an ambulance to the hospital. I chose grandma.

So two of the bigger male teachers come and lift me into the backseat so I can lay on my stomach. We get to the hospital and they do some x-rays and crap. I get a few shots in my ass, one that sent terrible pains down my entire right leg, i'm thinking a tetnis shot. Well about 4 doctors huddle around and they start to pull. The pencil didn't come out easy, it was lodged in the bone. When it did start to come out, it hurt really really really bad. Somehow the pencil did not break.

So I went through school being called 'pencil ass' til about 10th grade. I'm not sure if any of you remember this super bowl commercial, but it involved a guy throwing a pencil through his office ceiling and impailing his boss in the ass. My phone rang for about 10 mins after that, with people calling me to remind me of that horrific day


the commercial

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OH MY GOD, I WAS IN THAT CLASS! I HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE THIS STORY FOR YEARS AS THE MEANEST THING IVE EVER SEEN SOMEONE DO. I AM SO SERIOUS. WAS IT IN MIAMI FLORIDA? WEST LAB ELEMENTARY?

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Well? Im dying to hear if this was actually an OOTer on OOTer crime

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This happened last year. It was 2amish and the bars had closed, I called my brother to see what he was up to, he tells me to go to this apartment complex if I want to smoke some blunts. I head over there and give him a call, he says he isnt sure what apartment he was in he would give me a call in a couple minutes.

Well I had lived in this apartment complex the year before so I went to where I thought he might be. Right behind this complex was a frat house and there was a small party going on. As I was walking down the complex I overhear a girl on a phone and I hear "they are being loud and i think there are underage people drinking", I realize she is calling the cops on the party, so I go up to the frat (they had a chain link fence separating the frat house from the apartments, and tell them they should probably take the party inside because i just overheard someone calling the cops.

I call my brother and find out that he was in a completely different complex and he was too wasted to realize it. So I start walking back to my car when the black girl says to me "did you snitch on me?" to which I reply "I didnt snitch, if anyone is snitching it is you calling the cops" and I continue on walking. As I get in my car a big black guy comes up, I thought of just driving away and avoiding anything but I didnt do anything wrong so I didnt feel the need to leave. I crack my window a bit and he starts saying "What did you call my wife" (which is fairly odd because it is a 100% student apartment) I repeat the whole story to him explaining I didnt call his wife anything and I was just trying to not have anyone harrassed by cops as the frat guys were just having a good time. Guy like doesnt believe me, says you dont want to [censored] with me etc, and then proceeds to punch my windshield and crack it.

Sorry for the long ass story.

[Iconoclastic]

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and then proceeds to punch my windshield and crack it.


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That's it? You proceeded to run him over or beat him with your steering wheel lock right? At least have him arrested for assault...you have his address and shet too...you didn't do anything illegal but he just cracked your car

Everyone, your stories have been great. Keep em coming. And don't forget about the meanest things you've done too. Get them off your chest.

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There was an aftermath, would rather not get into it.

[HappyFolk]

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There was an aftermath, would rather not get into it.

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So why did you tell the story, then?

[New001]

This thread and the virgin thread are both really depressing.

I've got a couple. Either my girlfriend and best friend lying to me while we broke up (after I moved across the country to be with her), or some douches in 6th grade that would follow me after school, chase me down, try to push sticks through my bike spokes, etc. The principal refused to do anything because "it takes two to tango" so I must have been instigating it.

Made me happy when two of them, brothers, were arrested and expelled in high school for drug dealing.

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I guess its true about people with low post counts being total morons. I posted the story because I was addressing the original topic, the meanest thing someone has done to me.