Best or favorite bathroom graffiti

[train.]

I've got a buddy who can't putt very well.
I wrote on the bathroom wall at our work...

Roses are red
and so is his butt.
Whitfield's got the red ass
cause he can't putt.

[popeye18]

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For some reason I was drunk one night and wrote on the wall of a 99% country-white folks bar:

"Free R Kelly"

I think its hilarious.


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Its stuff like this that gives me faith in mankind. [censored] awesome.

[ChipWrecked]

With apologies to anacardo, tdarko, and the other muy cool Texans here.... but I grew up in Arkansas, the red-headed stepchild of Texas. And this is a favorite there:

Here I sit
Cheeks a flexin'
Giving birth
To another Texan



Another that was posted in a job site Porta Potty when I worked construction during college:

5 Minutes only
Don't sh!t yourself out of a job.

[train.]

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With apologies to anacardo, tdarko, and the other muy cool Texans here.... but I grew up in Arkansas, the red-headed stepchild of Texas. And this is a favorite there:

Here I sit
Cheeks a flexin'
Giving birth
To another Texan



Another that was posted in a job site Porta Potty when I worked construction during college:

5 Minutes only
Don't sh!t yourself out of a job.

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Avoid the rush. Hate Texas early.
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best thing to ever come out of texas? I30

[fslexcduck]

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Some of you came to sh1t and stink
Some of you came to sit and think
Some of you came to play with your balls
I just came to write on the walls.

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better version of this:

some come here to [censored] and stink
others come to sit and think
i just come to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls

[ahnuld]

clompy, im come across a similar but better poem:

Some come here to sh*t and stink
Others come to sit and think
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the b*ll sh*t on the walls.

[boomshakalaka]

phone pic from airport bathroom.

[nath]

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With apologies to anacardo, tdarko, and the other muy cool Texans here

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'Cardo's a Texan? I had no idea. Why haven't we had drinks yet?

(ditto for tdarko)

[Big_L]

This one is classic. It was a pun on the mastercard commercial. Someone wrote it on the stall.

Hankerchief - 1$
Bottle of Cholrophorm - 15$
Having sex with Kristina Espinosa and Lorelle Kahn (the two hottest girls at my high school) at the same time? Priceless.

[nath]

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This one is classic. It was a pun on the mastercard commercial.

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The what? Never heard of it.