I'M [censored] PISSED! (Get some damn popcorn!)

[Teetster]

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Get a new bank.

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[Teetster]

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Buy a safe

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Actually, this is a fine idea. Cash checks at your bank, only deposit enough to cover checks for bills. Keep the rest in cash in a safe in the basement or a safe deposit box. Hell, you're probably only making 0.5% interest on it in the bank anyways...