Help me think up a good personalized poker license plate

[Jihad]

i'd wager that you're terrible at poker

[ImWeakTight@UCLA]

What happened to Sup Bro, Link?

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RUB1OUT

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

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I laughed, loudly.

YSSCKY is the answer based on most of your suggestions other than BUSTO. I also suggest POZZED, GET PZZD, OMGPOZD, etc.

[CarpeDiem]

THENUTS
ROYAL
QUAD8S (etc)
TOPPAIR (extra cool if you're female and, well...)
SUCKOUT

And in deference to prior posters here you could always go with

INOTGAY

MicroBob's suggestion made me howl...

[Infinite1]

RELOAD

[tom10167]

EATBABIEZ

[antifish225]

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This is GREAT! And for the OP - don't do it man, totally lame - the only acceptable poker plate would be something along the lines of:
WSOPCHAMP
Assuming that you:
1. Won the ME at the WSOP
2. Are driving at MINIMUM of Ferrari Mondena
Other than that you will look like a tool with a poker license plate on your 88 Civic.......

[2ndGoat]

Friend of mine was going to get "STD CTR" for "suited connector" until the first friend he told advised that readers would more likely see him as a center for sexually transmitted diseases.

He got RYLFLSH instead.

Meh.

[otnemem]

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Clearly.

I AM TACKY.