Limerick Contest

[bravos1]

Our very own VoraciousReader
Is a wonderful mod and leader
but try not to flinch
she will quickly lynch
the villagers who can beat her.

[GetThere1Time]

I really think baseball's the suck
Players fall off the back of a truck
Babe Ruth: alcoholic
Bonds took anabolics
Until fall I'm just [censored] out of luck.

[metsandfinsfan]

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I really think baseball's the suck
Players fall off the back of a truck
Babe Ruth: alcoholic
Bonds took anabolics
Until fall I'm just [censored] out of luck.

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lol i like this one

[bravos1]

So football is the thing for you
more steroids than the baseball few
Rothlesberger on a bike
like my daughter on her trike
but I admit, I can not wait too.

[Our House]

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Could we possibly move on from sports?
I feel dumb and a bit out of sorts.
While a few have been mean
Overall they've been clean
And I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] all the poets of course!

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The PoG mods are just neater
And one of them is so much sweeter
She thrives in this scene
You know who I mean;
The one they call VoraciousReader

[VoraciousReader]

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VR, I didn't mean to offend
and I do consider you a friend
but i can't let Bravos think
that the Braves do not stink
cause the Mets will be champs in the end

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The rhythm of this one is off...
Perhaps a quick rewrite? [cough]
I admire your passion
But think you can fashion
One that doesn't make me want to scoff.

Enjoy your brief time in the sun...
At least until baseball is done
I don't blame you at all
But College Basketball
Is obviously much more fun!

[His Boy Elroy]

Days without shaving, I'm scruffy.
My neck hurts, my nose is all stuffy.
but I still need my fill
so I'll pop another pill
and leave you more clues that I'm stat boy.

[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[metsandfinsfan]

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Days without shaving, I'm scruffy.
My neck hurts, my nose is all stuffy.
but I still need my fill
so I'll pop another pill
and leave you more clues that I'm stat boy.

[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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LOL LOL LOL
took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about!!!

[metsandfinsfan]

[ QUOTE ]
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VR, I didn't mean to offend
and I do consider you a friend
but i can't let Bravos think
that the Braves do not stink
cause the Mets will be champs in the end

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The rhythm of this one is off...
Perhaps a quick rewrite? [cough]
I admire your passion
But think you can fashion
One that doesn't make me want to scoff.

Enjoy your brief time in the sun...
At least until baseball is done
I don't blame you at all
But College Basketball
Is obviously much more fun!

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VR, I know you're quite modest
and I'm not saying that you are a godess
But if we met in real life
I would make you my wife
'cause I'm pretty damn sure your the hottest

[His Boy Elroy]

Yeah, I've been a bit sick recently, I didn't know if I should put that in the post as a disclaimer so everyone would know what was going on.