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Old 05-02-2006, 02:52 PM
Hornacek Hornacek is offline
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My first girlfriend and I had sex every day w/o a condom for 1.5 years. No baby! No problem! Keeping hitting it like a hammer, bro.

p.s I'm pretty sure her ovaries were barren rocky places where my seed could find no purchase.
p.p.s. I was a [censored] moron.

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There must be a God!
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Old 05-02-2006, 03:04 PM
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p.s I'm pretty sure her ovaries were barren rocky places where my seed could find no purchase.
p.p.s. I was a [censored] moron.

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My wife and I did it like rabbits w/o any sort of protection for the first 5 1/2 years we were married. Then she got pregnant.

I wonder who the father is...
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Old 05-02-2006, 03:06 PM
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p.s I'm pretty sure her ovaries were barren rocky places where my seed could find no purchase.
p.p.s. I was a [censored] moron.

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My wife and I did it like rabbits w/o any sort of protection for the first 5 1/2 years we were married. Then she got pregnant.

I wonder who the father is...

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Sorry about that.
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Old 05-02-2006, 03:06 PM
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p.s I'm pretty sure her ovaries were barren rocky places where my seed could find no purchase.
p.p.s. I was a [censored] moron.

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My wife and I did it like rabbits w/o any sort of protection for the first 5 1/2 years we were married. Then she got pregnant.

I wonder who the father is...

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you joke, but id actually be worried
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Old 05-02-2006, 07:56 PM
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Troll.
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Old 05-02-2006, 08:09 PM
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Old 05-02-2006, 08:13 PM
NLSoldier NLSoldier is offline
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IF you didnt fit then she was probably a virgin and could well be clueless about BC. how the [censored] have you not asked yet?
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Old 05-02-2006, 08:13 PM
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Also, the condom didn't fit?

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No, i didnt fit in her

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ZOMG HUGE COCK ALERT/VEILED BRAG!!!!~~!
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Old 05-02-2006, 08:15 PM
AlphaWice AlphaWice is offline
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Default Re: Is it too late to ask?

1) Ask her.

2) Buy some condoms and try them on alone until you find some that fit.

3) In the future, use condoms when you have sex with girls you don't know.
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Old 05-02-2006, 08:21 PM
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Default Re: Is it too late to ask?

Something like this happened to me. I was [censored] faced drunk and had no condoms, decided to procede with the intentions of pulling out. We continued to have sex(without a condom) for the next two or three months. End results in white:

<font color="white">She had a kid/abortion
I ended up with the clap
Two weeks later I am cured and kid free! So Continue doing your thing. </font>
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