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Old 08-31-2006, 04:19 PM
pokergrader pokergrader is offline
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Default Re: Newspaper Column Name Idea, Help me out kids

"you caw dis one and it awww owaa baybee"

"All in poker: how to lose friends and take their money"

"All out poker: how to invest your poker bankroll in the stock market"

Thats all I could come up with for now.
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Old 08-31-2006, 05:15 PM
rmgustaf rmgustaf is offline
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Default Re: Newspaper Column Name Idea, Help me out kids

Anybody who calls people "kids" should turn off their ego.
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Old 08-31-2006, 05:38 PM
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Default Re: Newspaper Column Name Idea, Help me out kids

Maybe you should go with an attention getter, something that will make non-poker fans stop and say, "Hey, that's something I can get with."

A few suggestions:
"Kicking The Pregnant Whore Down The Stairs - Notes From The Poker Underground."
"That Was AZT I Flushed Down The Toilet? I Thought You Were Addicted To Sleeping Pills! And A Few Hands Of Poker..."

Something like this.
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Old 08-31-2006, 09:11 PM
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Default Re: Newspaper Column Name Idea, Help me out kids

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Anybody who calls people "kids" should turn off their ego.

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. . . to any this offended, i apologize [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

this is for fun man, no need to start wars. i obviously meant nothing by that other than 'help me out, my peers.'

unless that's too condescending as well . . .
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Old 08-31-2006, 09:17 PM
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Default Re: Newspaper Column Name Idea, Help me out kids

And to everyone else, thank you very much for the responses.

I guess they're going to run my first article next week, but they're still having deliberations about how often future ones will be printed. Apparently the head editor wasn't contacted before I was given the regular spot, and she's not sure that a gambling column would be appropriate for every other week . . .but I'm going to the first meeting on Monday to straighten those kids out.

Wait. . . i shouldn't have said kids. I'll straighten those bastards out.

I'll be sure to bring along my list of tentative column names to show her how un-degenerate I really am [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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