Completely hypothetical girl situation that is not happening to me atm

[Kirbynator]

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goofeyballer is Bob

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SHUT THE [censored] UP WITH THE SPOILERS, I WILL COME FOR YOU. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[holdme]

take her shirt off imo

[cosimaninja]

smack in the face with your [censored]

[mlagoo]

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in the middle of a convo slip this in

"so, do you have a boyfriend?"

write it on your palm if you can't remember

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Don't do this. All the advice to proceed like she doesn't have a boyfriend and ignore your mutual friend's warnings is so correct.

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[4_2_it]

Tell Bob to keep his distance. It doesn't sound like he should further contaminate the gene pool.

Oh, if Goofy is Bob, then:

1) Get her drunk
2) Kiss her
3) Remove Clothing
4) ???????
5) Smoke Turkish cigarette
6) Profit

[HeroInBlack]

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Stop being aids.

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I don't care what situation you are in, this is super advice.

TT in the CO facing BB reraise? Stop being aids. Winnar.

[Georgia Avenue]

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Going for the kiss is like a valuebet. You have to balance what she really has (a "boy friend" or a serious boyfriend) and do it in a way you think she might call.
However, you are hoping to get c/r.

If you could do this again, raising preflop and cb would've been the way to go.

Also, first post.


edit: banned

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Expert ban kyle, daddy likes.

OP tell Bob to stop listening to emo wussy music, crank up the Lynyrd Skynyd, put one foot on her shoulder and slowly dip his balls into her open mouth.

Thats how you write a f--king metaphor people!

[yyoo_eeeez]

Ask the accountant for help

[derosnec]

don't put the pussy on a pedestal

[maniacut]

roofie colada imo. But seriously just set the mood right and kiss her/sex her