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Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
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Not for sklansky forum but i felt like it anyway. [/ QUOTE ] How did you write verses that were not Sklansky related? edit: in hindsight I shoulda spent more than 10 minutes on my product 2nd edit: I'm gonna go to sleep, but when I wake up I'm gonna come up with a second product (full size) that is gonna blow my previous flow away. |
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Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
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How did you write verses that were not Sklansky related? [/ QUOTE ] By copying and pasting? [ QUOTE ] edit: in hindsight I shoulda spent more than 10 minutes on my product [/ QUOTE ] I didn't spend more than 10 minutes on mine (not counting the time I spent thinking about this in the shower). |
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I didn't spend more than 10 minutes on mine (not counting the time I spent thinking about this in the shower). [/ QUOTE ] Congratulations. You are the first person in the history of the universe to think about David Sklansky while in the shower. |
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[ QUOTE ] I didn't spend more than 10 minutes on mine (not counting the time I spent thinking about this in the shower). [/ QUOTE ] Congratulations. You are the first person in the history of the universe to think about David Sklansky while in the shower. [/ QUOTE ] 2nd actually. Although it wasn't technically a shower. |
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Not for sklansky forum but i felt like it anyway. To be performed by aspiring artists Gildwulf G and Nath Dogg. Regulators We regulate any stealing of his property And we damn good too But you cant be any geek from OOT, Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep! Regulators!!! Mount up! G: It was a clear black night, a clear white moon Gildy G was in tha house, trying to consume Some bets for the eve, so I can get some bucks Just rollin' in my chair, not givin' a [censored]. Nath: Just hit the east side of the LBC On a mission trying to find Mr. Gildy G. Seen a table full of donks ain't no need to tweak All you fish know whats up with BBV. G: So I hooks a left on the two-one and Lewis, Some brothas shootin' dice so I said lets do this. I jumped out the ride, and said whats up? Then Grimstarr pulled some gats so I said I'm stuck. Nath: Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail Wontcha think of better things than some donkey fish I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix. G: I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself. I cant believe they taking Gildy's wealth. They took my $5k, they took my Stridex I looked at the Grimstarr said damn, whats next? Nath: They got my homey hemmed up and they 'bout to go, Aint none of them seeing if they going straight 10k fight yo. I gotta come up real quick and do a rail of blow, And then pull out my strap and lay them busters low. G: They got guns to my head I think I'm going down I cant believe this happenin' in my own town If I had wings I could fly Let me contemplate I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nath. Nath: Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole Nath dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold Now Grimmy's droppin' and yellin' It's a tad bit late Nath dogg and Gildy g had to regulate. I laid all them bustos down I let my gat explode Now I'm switching my mind back into donkament mode If you want chips sit back and observe I just 3-bet all-in over there on the turn. G: Now Nath wins the donkaments And thats a known fact Before I got Grimmed I was on the same track Back me back me cause its on N a t h and me The Gildy to the g Nath: Just like I thought, HIV was in the same spot In need of some desperate help. The Nath dogg and the g-child Were in need of something else. One of them games was sexy as hell I said ooo there's overlay. HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet, Would ya let me play? I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell The next stop is the robusto motel G: I'm modding Into a whole new era BBV-funk Step to this I dare ya BBV On a whole new level Nath: The variance is the beats and the beats is the braggo G: Busto Downswings We brings Malady BBV-funk Where variance is life And life is variance Nath: If you know like I know OOT dont wanna step to this Its the BBV-funk era Funked out with a gangsta twist If you smoke like I smoke Then you high like everyday And if your ass is McBusto BBV will regulate. [/ QUOTE ] Winnar! I don't care what the competition was. |
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Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
to the tune of "money for nothing" - dire straits
Now look at them yo-yos thats the way you do it You learn to post at bbv but he aint workin thats the way to do it when peeps wants poker skills absolutely free Now he aint workin thats the way to do it Lemme tell ya but the guys has fans read it - its no jopke Maybe get a lifetime ban We gotta grind out small stakes sweat rakeback deliveries We gotta read his books We gotta fit in first at bbv See the dude with glasses at bellagio Yeah buddy he lost his own hair but That dude got his own forum that dude hes a balla-naire Hes david ska - lan - skly |
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How many roads must a man walk down Before you call him a man? Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail Before she sleeps in the sand? Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly Before they're forever banned? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. How many times must a man look up Before he can see the sky? Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have Before he can hear people cry? Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows That too many people have died? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. How many years can a mountain exist Before it's washed to the sea? Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist Before they're allowed to be free? Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head, Pretending he just doesn't see? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. ...Followed by a verse giving Sklansky's answer |
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How many roads must a man walk down Before you call him a man? Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail Before she sleeps in the sand? Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly Before they're forever banned? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. How many times must a man look up Before he can see the sky? Yes, 'n' how many ears must one man have Before he can hear people cry? Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till he knows That too many people have died? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. How many years can a mountain exist Before it's washed to the sea? Yes, 'n' how many years can some people exist Before they're allowed to be free? Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head, Pretending he just doesn't see? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind. ...Followed by a verse giving Sklansky's answer [/ QUOTE ] "A man must walk down a minimum of 20 roads in his lifetime before he can be called a man, anything less is just too small of a sample size to measure manhood. If a man walks down over 100 roads he may no longer be called a man, do you see why?" |
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Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
A long long time ago.., I can still remember, Olympic Garden's "Cabaret" I went to meet a guy (perchance) and not to have a paid lap-dance but please do not think I was being gay. In that club, I met a hooker, Very bright, but not a looker, Sadly I don't have pix, but K-S ranks her a six. And although I don't like being seen, With this girl (let's call her Jean), She has young friends (Let's hope they're teen), So I took her to the game. (Ch) I started thinkin' Oh my, my I just wanted to die, ...but teaching sloots to cap nuts, can be fun if you try, and the rail-birds, they all wanted to cry, Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?", Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?." Do you know the theorum of poker? and if you don't use it, you're a joker, Just do it like I taught you to. and do you believe in God you fool? is that something that you find cool? He won't help you when you start to spew. But they thought I was in love with Jean, 'cause they heard Black hookers like it mean, "She must have her bills paid, So that Sklansky could get laid," I was a lonely sixty-ish poker king, With a WP T shirt and a game to bring, but with Jean I would do no-thing, because, she was, too old. (ch) Oh my, my I just wanted to die, ...but teaching sloots to cap nuts, can be fun if you try, and the rail-birds, they all wanted to cry, Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?", Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?." Then I noticed things were different, and they were not going how I meant, and she was dumber than I thought, She failed med school (Oh but of course) ,thought BBV was pervy intercourse, I still wonder what I could have caught. But in the end she made me puke (She even blew off a Canuck), Then my friend told me she said She wanted me in bed! and even worse, and to my horror, She no take-y Sklansky dorrar, I said "Don't come back tomorro'" and shoo-ed her out the door. (ch) Oh my, my I just wanted to die, ...but teaching sloots to cap nuts, can be fun if you try, and the rail-birds, they all wanted to cry, Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?", Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?." Lori |
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Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
Lori that is seriously pretty hilarious, dude. Gold Stars for all in this thread.
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