The OFFICIAL "DIE [censored] SHORTSTACKERS" thread

[klay]

puuuuuuuuuuush

[beernutz]

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Why do you all hate st'ers? From my experience, 95% of them do not seem to know ass from head. Why would you not want players such as these in your games? Of course I play PLO and PLO8 so perhaps unlimited HE is a different animal entirely.

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if u dont hate shortstackers u dont play plo. but ur avatar is nice, too.

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Well I don't, and I do, but thanks.

Seriously, why would I hate players who have paid for many of the nice things I own?

[holland3r]

So why did that petition Stars to raise the min buyin thing die out?

Oh yeah, the same reason why the Absolute is obviously rigged thing died out

[holdme]

full pic of your avatar plz

[beernutz]

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7...2486bb7wc1.jpg

YW

[LucidDream]

lol mrsgrimstarr

[carol-ann]

may they all die in grease fires

[HeroInBlack]

LOL

This is this guy's first hand at the table:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">Hero ($146.10)</font>
<font color="#C00000">melvster ($20)</font>

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero calls $0.50, <font color="#CC3333"> melvster raises to $3.5</font>, Hero calls $2.50.

Flop: ($7) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">melvster bets $1</font>, Hero calls $1.

Turn: ($9) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">melvster bets $3.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $141.6</font>, melvster calls $12 (All-In).

River: ($40) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $40

Results in white below: <font color="#839DJX">
melvster has Kc 8c (high card, king).
Hero has Qs Jh (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $166.10. </font>

And this is his second:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Hero ($162.60)
<font color="#C00000">BB ($53.05)</font>
<font color="#C00000">UTG melvster ($20)</font>
Button ($38.85)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]melvster calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($3) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">melvster bets $3.5</font>, Hero folds, BB calls $3.50.

Turn: ($10) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">melvster bets $5.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $17</font>, melvster calls $10 (All-In).

River: ($41) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $41

Results in white below: <font color="#FJSLOW">
BB has 8d 7c (four of a kind, eights).
melvster has As Kh (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: BB wins $42.50. </font>

DIE SHORTSTACKER!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!

[curtains]

crush u all lolz

[ImsaKidd]

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crush u all lolz

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