penis in the back of my freezer, whats the play? For Real. nsfw

[DemonDeac]

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who the f*ck saves a turkey neck???

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Let's of people save them to make gravy.

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learn something new every day

[Empty_House]

Gravy is made from frozen penises?!

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Loc: downssyndromeieville

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[doc_1982]

Yep, you're an idiot!

[StevieG]

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who the f*ck saves a turkey neck???

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Let's of people save them to make gravy.

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why waste it doing that? I'll eat the neck every time - it's some of the best dark meat on the bird - tender

[DcifrThs]

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WOW

I just googled pictures of turkey neck and it looks exactly what this is. My parents came down over thanksgiving and my gf and her made a turkey so that makes complete sense.

You guys have no idea, i was seriously freaking out, i called goblin mason and told him the story so he can substantiate the fact that my thoughts were exactly what what was in the OP (his idea to post in oot to see if any one had any ideas).

I feel like a complete idiot, but i dont care. I have the most rediculus sense of relief. The problem with the whole thing was that If i had two options i wouldnt have been so worried, its either a severed penis, or its X. I couldnt think of an alternative for the life of me, so the more i thought about it the more worried i got. Dear god im stupid. But you got to admit, it looks like a penis, at least a part of something that definatly shouldnt be in my freezer when im trying to look for a pot pie.

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no it does not look like a penis. had i found that, id immediately assume it was X until it could be proved it was a penis. which is more likely, that there is a penis frozen in your refrigerator (meaning that not ONLY is your girlfriend or one of your friends sick, BUT ALSO that they are crazy enough, or deranged enough to leave evidence of their sickness or prank in your fridge), or that your gf has cooked something in the past that may now be something you can't recognize. if this isn't a case for occams razor, i dont know what is. the penis requires quite the parlay. the X requires 1 fact.

Barron

[Empty_House]

Nice title the mods gave the OP, but I still stand by The Boy Who Cried Wang

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My gf woke up today and i told her that "last night I almost woke you up with the distinct possiblity in my mind that i may have to stab you and run out of the house". I told her about what i found and the thread she was rofling, and like omg.

See the thing is she is a full time student at the art institute of portland, im 27 year old guy and we almost never cook. So when i found it i was like wtf is this, trying to think of every convievable explananation, i really thought it was a penis but perhaps from a pig(you know a large 500 pound hog or something). The more i thought about it i realized that we had never bought anything like that in the 8 months or so we have been here. I totally forgot about thanksgiving with my parents but even if i had remembered I didnt know that people saved stuff like that. She told me that my mom told us to save it because its good for flavoring soup and stuff, wich we obviously were never going to make.

Being in an art school i thought maybe she found some weird friend or something that told her to store it for a while or stashed it in our frige when we werent looking. I really had no idea what to think, i was coming up with all sorts of crazy explanaionts. And really, who keeps a turkey neck around?! And how do so many ppl know what one looks like right off the bat? Anyways, I'm glad this is over. My deepest thanks to goblin mason who suggested posting in oot before i did anything so as to be eternally humilated on the interweb.

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I think you should cook it.


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[Empty_House]

It looks nothing like a pecker. It's way too huge.