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View Poll Results: What would gay people want?
Pill (remember it only works on babies) 12 16.44%
No Pill 43 58.90%
I have no right to answer this OR I have no imagination 18 24.66%
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Old 03-31-2007, 03:45 AM
rubbrband rubbrband is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

U NEED TO PUT YOUR [censored] FOOT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!

TELL HER YOU ARE MONOGAMOUS AND YOU WILL WATCH WHATEVER THE [censored] U WANT CAUSE YOUR A MAN. THEN OFFER SOME INSANE COMPROMISE LIKE THE HOOKER THING.
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Old 03-31-2007, 03:52 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

Wow, you will have thoroughly earned your red wings if you agree to this.

Really though, it's rediculous for her to 'request' this. If she can't accept it then you really need to move on. Seems like a silly thing to break a relationship over, but do you really want to spend years with a girl who gets jealous over something so stupid? Would you be jealous if she admitted to having a fantasy about somebody else while masturbating? Would you demand she stopped having such fantasies and masturbating since you're ready to go anytime? It's stupid. Move on.
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Old 03-31-2007, 03:53 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

Btw, how old are you - how old is she? Is this a first serious relationship for both of you?
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Old 03-31-2007, 03:59 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

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do all guys really hate that [censored]? Man sleeping with a girl in your bed is nice, and talking with girls can be fun, even dumb ones. You like to be alone after sex? Just jerk off, or get a hooker then...

[/ QUOTE ]I like to lay at least 12 inches away from a girl afterwards. After 10 minutes or so we can touch again, but no talking.
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Old 03-31-2007, 04:01 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

DON'T TELL HER ABOUT IT
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Old 03-31-2007, 04:08 AM
SNOWBALL SNOWBALL is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

1. Tell her you need to watch the porn because you are into some really deviant [censored] (a2m, donkey punching, etc.) and convince her to perform it as a compromise.

2. Continue to watch porn anyway.

3. Profit.
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Old 03-31-2007, 04:09 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

Pornstars are probably 100x hotter than your gf. Just tell her that.
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Old 03-31-2007, 04:15 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

Just beat off to gay porn or guys jerking off. Then you aren't cheating on her w/ other women.
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Old 03-31-2007, 04:17 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

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Just beat off to gay porn or guys jerking off. Then you aren't cheating on her w/ other women.

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lol this is good. just buy like 2 gay pornos, and make sure she catches you watching them. then tell her its either this or the reg porn
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Old 03-31-2007, 05:12 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

Dont tell her nothing just get rid of her. Do you understand that woman are 1 million times worse when you marry them and if she is already this big of a pain in the ass you will have your hands full. Get rid of the bitch now homie. This [censored] aint no joke. Who wants to put up with nonsense like that.
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