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Old 03-26-2007, 03:58 PM
Patton4 Patton4 is offline
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Default Re: song you\'d least like your grandparents to hear

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Squeeze Me Macaroni by Mr. Bungle

NSFW Lyrics

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Sorry... this isn't the right answer... few people can even understand the lyrics of this song as it plays. My grandparents wouldn't have a clue what the song is saying unless I handed them the lyrics as they walked in the door. I know they'd want me to turn it off though since it is a pretty chaotic song that they would not appreciate(but that's Bungle for ya).
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Old 03-26-2007, 04:02 PM
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on another note...if i were listening to nin
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Happiness in Slavery - nin

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Georgia Dome - Ying Yang Twins
Closer - Nine Inch Nails

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I would much rather them hear that then like "heresy" or something

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Actually, the worst NIN song for this situation by far would be "Big Man With a Gun".

Edit: "Reptile" would be pretty bad too.

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winner and I was going to say this, but the lyrics are pretty hard to make out listening to the song.

I am a big man
(Yes I am)
And I have a big gun
Got me a big old dick and I
I like to have fun
Held against your forehead
Well I'll make you suck it
Maybe I'll put a hole in your head
You know. Just for the [censored] of it
Well I can reduce you if I want
Well I can devour
I'm hard as [censored] steel and I've got the power
I'm every inch a man and I'll show you somehow
Me and my [censored] gun
Nothing can stop me now


Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
I'm going to come all over you
Me and my [censored] gun
Me and my [censored] gun
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Old 03-26-2007, 04:07 PM
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Default Re: song you\'d least like your grandparents to hear

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Gangster of Love by The Geto Boys

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Yep. First song I thought of. Nothing I know comes terribly close.

-McGee

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that's my pick and the sound that inspired this thread.

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I just read the lyrics to that N.W.A. song that someone posted. That one's pretty bad, too.

-McGee
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Old 03-26-2007, 04:56 PM
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Default Re: song you\'d least like your grandparents to hear

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Sorry... this isn't the right answer...

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Okay, some other Mike Patton gems that make uptight people's ears bleed:

The girls of porn (Bungle)
Be Aggressive (FNM)
Jizzlobber (FNM) lyrics unintelligible to most old farts, but Mike sure can scream 'em.
Coockoo for Caca (FNM) scatological, obv. but perhaps the best song written about a commode.

Other non-patton: Can't Trust 'Em, Now I'm Gonna Wetchya, and Gangster Fairytale by Ice Cube.

Maybe Gimme the Car by the V. Femmes.

That's all I've got.
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Old 03-26-2007, 05:03 PM
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adults only by slick rick

'ain't no way to put it subtle ... when i want the butthole'

nice slant rhyme homie
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Old 03-26-2007, 05:13 PM
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Sorry... this isn't the right answer...

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Okay, some other Mike Patton gems that make uptight people's ears bleed:

The girls of porn (Bungle)
Be Aggressive (FNM)
Jizzlobber (FNM) lyrics unintelligible to most old farts, but Mike sure can scream 'em.
Coockoo for Caca (FNM) scatological, obv. but perhaps the best song written about a commode.

Other non-patton: Can't Trust 'Em, Now I'm Gonna Wetchya, and Gangster Fairytale by Ice Cube.

Maybe Gimme the Car by the V. Femmes.

That's all I've got.

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I'd say for non-lyrical shock value Bungle's Merry-Go-Bye-Bye would upset my grandparent's a whole lot. It even starts off a bit like an oldie before making one of the more abrupt changes in the history of semi-mainstream music. The death metal/noise/thrash middle portion of the song would seriously piss them off if it was played at any reasonable volume.

Most Eazy-E or Too Short songs would do the trick lyrically for my grandparents. I don't think they'd be too keen on lines like "So I slapped the hoe like a pimp, I might be a woman beater, but I'm not a p***y eater."
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Old 03-26-2007, 05:16 PM
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Too many to list really. Dr Dres lets get high is way up there though.
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Old 03-26-2007, 05:21 PM
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Default Re: song you\'d least like your grandparents to hear

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Gangster of Love by The Geto Boys

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Yep. First song I thought of. Nothing I know comes terribly close.

-McGee

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that's my pick and the sound that inspired this thread.

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I just read the lyrics to that N.W.A. song that someone posted. That one's pretty bad, too.

-McGee

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An N.W.A. song that's even worse:

One Less Bitch
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Old 03-26-2007, 05:44 PM
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akenyele "put it in your mouth" is up there.

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first thing I thought of
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Old 03-26-2007, 05:47 PM
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lol trick question obv. grandparents cant hear.
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