WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend

[J-Mac]

My ex-girlfriend once rolled over and slapped me hard in the chest and then immediately rolled back while still half-asleep. It stung, and I was shocked and bewildered. About ten seconds later she rolled back over, nuzzled into me and mumbled, "I'm sorry, I thought you were dream-John."

Apparently she was having a dream, and I was in it and I did something bad and she wanted to punch me, so she slapped the actual me, who hadn't done anything. The way she rolled over and apologized, half-asleep, however, was so f--king cute that I didn't even get mad. I did, however, laugh my ass off once the sting subsided.

[DeuceKicker]

My ex-girlfriend once rolled over started giving me a BJ while still half-asleep. About ten seconds later she rolled back over and mumbled, "I'm sorry, I thought you were John."
My name isn't John, but her ex-boyfriend's is.
BBV?

[T.J. Combo]

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My ex-girlfriend once rolled over started giving me a BJ while still half-asleep. About ten seconds later she rolled back over and mumbled, "I'm sorry, I thought you were John."
My name isn't John, but her ex-boyfriend's is.
BBV?

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Brag: Getting [censored] while in sleep.
Beat: Her aim was off.
Variance: She apologized for her aim being off.

This morning my girlfriend woke me up asking where something was. Half asleep I responded:

"Well you see, the thing about that is. . . RUN!!! *loud exaggerated snoring noises*"

Not really sure what the hell I was dreaming about.

[Golden_Rhino]

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Some very good suggestions so far. I'm not concerned that this will be my alibi, but rather hers.
"See, I'm a victim of domestic abuse, I feared for my life, I had to kill him"

Seriously though- if something like this happens again who do I see?

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Tell your doctor to hook you up with a sleep therapist.

Seperate bedrooms. Seriously.

It works great for couples where one of them snores lots, or where one has violent nightmares.

At least you'll both get a good night's sleep, and not have to worry about whether you will kill your girl in your sleep. She will sleep easier too.

PS. Don't play the song "The Flag - Barenaked Ladies" for next little while.

[Isura]

I've done similar stuff to the GF before. No choking, but an attemped swing once and several kicks into the wall (I sleep on the outside).

[Etric]

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My ex-girlfriend once rolled over started giving me a BJ while still half-asleep. About ten seconds later she rolled back over and mumbled, "I'm sorry, I thought you were John."
My name isn't John, but her ex-boyfriend's is.
BBV?

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Brag: Getting [censored] while in sleep.
Variance: Her aim was off.
Beat: She stopped after she realized her aim was off.


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FYP

[MafiaPrince]

ouch...bad beat..

[MafiaPrince]

Yeah...thats just weird...

[kleinstadt1]

You have a parasomnia. This is a medical condition. Go see a sleep specialist.