When you think you've seen it all...

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

He raised and called the flop with 5 7. No draw whatsoever. I explained because I know some of you would have a hard time figuring out what happened.

[PinkMartini]

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Comical, this really is unreal, I am starting to think it is play money. I am so bad and I never can win.

tage #728160397: Holdem No Limit $0.10 - 2007-08-07 02:27:49 (ET)
Table: HAMPTON AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - TEXASZOMBIE ($6.99 in chips)
Seat 1 - SNGSKILLME ($8.07 in chips)
Seat 2 - JQUICK ($7.45 in chips)
Seat 3 - KILLME47 ($5 in chips)
Seat 4 - BIIIYBOB ($9.40 in chips)
Seat 5 - LBRICK ($3 in chips)
SNGSKILLME - Posts small blind $0.05
JQUICK - Posts big blind $0.10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to SNGSKILLME [3c 3h]
KILLME47 - Folds
BIIIYBOB - Raises $0.40 to $0.40
LBRICK - Folds
TEXASZOMBIE - Calls $0.40
SNGSKILLME - Calls $0.35
JQUICK - Folds
*** FLOP *** [4s Js 2d]
SNGSKILLME - Bets $0.30
BIIIYBOB - Calls $0.30
TEXASZOMBIE - Calls $0.30
*** TURN *** [4s Js 2d] [Qh]
SNGSKILLME - Checks
BIIIYBOB - Checks
TEXASZOMBIE - Checks
*** RIVER *** [4s Js 2d Qh] [5s]
SNGSKILLME - Checks
BIIIYBOB - Checks
TEXASZOMBIE - Checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SNGSKILLME - Shows [3c 3h] (One pair, threes)
BIIIYBOB - Shows [5h 7h] (One pair, fives)
TEXASZOMBIE - Mucks
BIIIYBOB Collects $2.10 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($2.20) | Rake ($0.10)
Board [4s Js 2d Qh 5s]
Seat 1: SNGSKILLME (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, threes [3c 3h - P:3h,P:3c,B:Qh,B:Js,B:5s]
Seat 2: JQUICK (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: KILLME47 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: BIIIYBOB won Total ($2.10) HI$2.10) with One pair, fives [5h 7h - B:5s,P:5h,B:Qh,B:Js,P:7h]
Seat 5: LBRICK Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: TEXASZOMBIE (dealer) HI: [Mucked] [4c 8d]

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[chicken10der]

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Microstakes, does not matter

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why not? i'd say it kind of does. you say "what a retard, calls 6bb with that garbage" - you actually expect people to give a [censored] about 60 cents?

[futuredoc85]

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lol that turn check blows

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explain

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he has TPTK and hes playing NL10

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

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lol that turn check blows

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explain

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he has TPTK and hes playing NL10

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Tell me what the board was and what he had please.

[tufat23]

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He raised and called the flop with 5 7. No draw whatsoever. I explained because I know some of you would have a hard time figuring out what happened.

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people lose thousands of dollars per hand each day in much worse mathematical spots, and you expect us to sympathise with u losing pots that cant even pay for a 2 entree panda express?

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

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He raised and called the flop with 5 7. No draw whatsoever. I explained because I know some of you would have a hard time figuring out what happened.

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people lose thousands of dollars per hand each day in much worse mathematical spots, and you expect us to sympathise with u losing pots that cant even pay for a 2 entree panda express?

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It's not the dollar amount. I have loads of hands today where I was 85% or better to win. I lost to runner runner full house twice today in a few hours. $80 worth of hands I should have won. THAT is why I am break even today and cant move up. I killed UB 10NL for months. Then I tilted all 40 BIs I won in one SnG...

[tufat23]

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He raised and called the flop with 5 7. No draw whatsoever. I explained because I know some of you would have a hard time figuring out what happened.

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people lose thousands of dollars per hand each day in much worse mathematical spots, and you expect us to sympathise with u losing pots that cant even pay for a 2 entree panda express?

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It's not the dollar amount. I have loads of hands today where I was 85% or better to win. I lost to runner runner full house twice today in a few hours. $80 worth of hands I should have won. THAT is why I am break even today and cant move up. I killed UB 10NL for months. Then I tilted all 40 BIs I won in one SnG...

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Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $400.00
BB: $459.90
UTG: $428.70
CO: $376.10
BTN: $374.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $14.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $55.00</font>, BB calls $51.00, BTN calls $41.00

Flop: ($165) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $115.00</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $319.00</font>, Hero calls $204.00

Turn: ($803) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($803) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $803.00 ($2.50 Rake)

BTN had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Queen high) and WON (+$426.50)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$374.00)


oh noes! they be hitting backdoor draws!

[futuredoc85]

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lol that turn check blows

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explain

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he has TPTK and hes playing NL10

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Tell me what the board was and what he had please.

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he had a range for calling the flop that obviously included any flushdraw or pair, and you're way the [censored] ahead of his range on the turn so you should put money in. when you figure out why you might not be busto all the time [censored].

[TheProdigy]

Well done, tilting 40 BIs means you suck at poker. It is all part of the game.

No one cares about you losing $2 in beats. I mean seriously BBV is for when it actually matters? Why do you even care if you lose the money, it can't even pay for a meal.