beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding

[pookvis]

super aids

[Landonfan]

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I got pissed a few months ago, took a massive dump in the morning and there was blood on the toilet roll. Pretty sure there was nothing else wrong with me except having to force a turd the size of a baseball bat through my butthole.

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I imagined Emma Watson saying this. It was strangely sexy.

[jupiterpig]

i ate enchiladas tonight to solve the same problem...it works imo

[Dakotasdad]

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stop havin buttsecks

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[bustowithnobra]

Ok so just for clarification purposes this dump was big enough where you had to forseeably take your jacket off to wipe.

[Baloosh]

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...and i look into the toilet bowl to see how big my turds were (they felt massive and very long so i was interested).

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qflol

[mbillie1]

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There are no magic ass-bleeds.

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for some reason this hit me like the first time someone told me there was no santa claus.

[Suigin406]

oh man, i got a real good laugh out of this, thx OP

[Kik]

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stop havin buttsecks

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[Klompy]

This symptom is usually accompanied by a turd that is both down the hole of the toilet, and out of the water touching the rim of the toilet.

Bloody stool happens, nothing to be ashamed of.