Ask My Neighbor about being a Ninja.

[That Foreign Guy]

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This thread has potential for great awesomeness. I can't wait to hear more about the mysterious Italian ninja.

Where you live they have:
[ ] A church
[X] High speed internet access
[X] An ex-ninja named Eddie.

Am I getting that right?

SpaceAce

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[ChipWrecked]

I just want to be on page one of the 'Eddie the Italian Ninja' thread.

Has Eddie ever performed hits for the Mafia? Or do Sicilians have their own ninja?

[eddietheninja]

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Is is true that they can remove their shadow if need be?

[/ QUOTE ] Yes

[eddietheninja]

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Has he avenged his sister's death?

[/ QUOTE ] No she was slain by a Swiss Shogun. He lives in a heavily fortified castle eating chocolate under the guard of many army knives.

[eddietheninja]

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The ninja's eyes: what color?

[/ QUOTE ] Black as the void that exists in my soul resulting from the death of my sister.

[eddietheninja]

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Was it a career or hobby? How did he get into it?

[/ QUOTE ] Career? Hobby? What a simpletons description of my lifestyle (and that's what it is). I was born into a secretive family of European that originated during the spice trades in the orient. My 7 times great grandfather was traveling through the Koga province of Japan peddling his wares when he met a famous ninja master who shall remain nameless. It was then when he devoted his life, and the lives of his sons to follow, to Bushido by forming a blood-pact with the namelss one.

[eddietheninja]

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How many people has he killed? Thousands.
What weapons is he proficient in? I'm pretty good with a bow staff. Before he "retired" what kind of missions (or whatever) did he do? If I told you, you'd become a mission too.

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[eddietheninja]

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Perhaps you could get him to settle the grizzly-hippo question.

Plus ask him for his mother's tiramisu recipe.


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I've killed my fare share of both grizzlies and hippos. The grizzlies are by and far superior.

From my Mama...
INGREDIENTS
1/2 cup strong coffee (made from instant is fine)
3 tablespoons rum (dark or light)
2 (3 ounce) packages ladyfingers
1/2 gallon coffee ice cream, softened on microwave's defrost setting for 1 minute
4 ounces bittersweet chocolate, coarsely grated
1 (8 ounce) container mascarpone cheese
3 tablespoons coffee flavored liqueur
1 tablespoon sugar
1/3 cup half-and-half
DIRECTIONS
Mix coffee and rum. Line a 2-quart metal loaf pan with plastic wrap, leaving an overhang. Use a pastry brush to paint the spiked coffee onto the ladyfingers. Then line the bottom and sides of the pan with ladyfingers, rounded side out.
Reserving 1/2 cup of chocolate for garnish, stir rest of chocolate into ice cream. Turn ice cream into loaf pan, using a rubber spatula to press ice cream evenly into pan. Cover with plastic wrap and freeze for at least 2 hours or up to 5 days.
When ready to serve, mix cheese, liqueur and sugar until smooth; whisk in half-and-half to form a thick but pourable sauce. Unmold dessert, using ends of plastic wrap to remove it from pan; peel away wrap. Slice loaf, drizzle with sauce and sprinkle with chocolate.

[eddietheninja]

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How many 5 year olds could he take ( all of them ), and who would win in a fight, him or a 100lb chimp?( me ldo )

Assume no crazy ninja weapons are allowed, just hand to hand combat.

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[john voight]

PLZ tell me this ^^^^ is gimmick account, and not part of OP's scheme!