I can't [censored] girls sober

[mickii]

The question not yet asked is can you F dudes sober.

[FatalError]

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What the hell is wrong with me guys, I just feel so awkard if I'm not piss drunk...Does anyone else have this problem? I probably lack alot of self confidence, or I am gay I really don't know anymore. Also I can stand eating girls out, I just feel way more comfterable just making out and getting a [censored]. I seriously just like watching porn more, because I'm such a pussy.

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Might be best account hijack ever

[joes28]

likes every soccer team + cant [censored] girls sober = gay.

[jeramy576]

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The question not yet asked is can you F dudes sober.

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[NozeCandy]

Probably can't last long while sober.

[Dynamic]

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A Manchester United fan with a Livercrap player as his avatar. Brutal...

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I'm a man u, and liverpool fan and I kinda like aresnal now, I actually kinda like every soccer team.

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definitely gay

[nath]

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What the hell is wrong with me guys, I just feel so awkard if I'm not piss drunk...Does anyone else have this problem? I probably lack alot of self confidence, or I am gay I really don't know anymore. Also I can stand eating girls out, I just feel way more comfterable just making out and getting a [censored]. I seriously just like watching porn more, because I'm such a pussy.

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Might be best account hijack ever

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yeah i laughed then realized there was 0% chance EM2 would ever post this about himself

unless he was like blacked-out drunk, but it's way too well written for that

edit: which isn't to say it isn't true

[Apathy]

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unless he was like blacked-out drunk, but it's way too well written for that

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well at least we know it's not Good2cu on his account.

[EnigmaCanada]

The only difficult thing about having sex sober is if the girl is disgustingly fat or ugly. I've only had sex with girls like that drunk, and I don't think I could pull it off sober. If you don't enjoy sex with hot pieces of tail sober, you need to get some help; beyond these forums.

As far as going down on chics, I've never enjoyed the smell down there. Some can have a less intense smell than others, but it is never pleasant.

[joes28]

i like the taste, hell, id eat an ass.