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Old 04-29-2007, 05:13 PM
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Default Re: WHY DO YOU LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE?

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Just be grateful these people keep showing up with cash.

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Old 04-29-2007, 05:34 PM
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Default Re: WHY DO YOU LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE?

Guy's sitting next to me at 8/16 keeps having his wife come over from the 3/6 game right next to us for advice.

I wish I could remember all of the things he told her throught the night, I was entertained for hours when she kept going back to her table and trying things.

"just get a table change if the whole table is chasing draws"

"if a lot of people call pf just fold and don't worry about looking because it's too hard to win when there is lots of people in the pot." and yes I watched her and she folded her button w/o looking after the whole table limped.

her "none of this is working"
him "you just have to know the odds hunny"
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Old 04-29-2007, 05:57 PM
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this was a new one that i heard friday night.

hot chick who is really good is up about 2 buy-ins at my 2/5 500/max nl game. her boyfriend, who is a regular in the 5/10 nl game (God i wish i had the roll for that) tells her....

"you need to cash out and come back in 30 mins w/500 (she's sitting w/1500 or so) b/c you can only double people up at the table, and no one can double you up."
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Old 04-29-2007, 06:48 PM
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Default Re: The Worst Strategy You\'ve Overheard at a Table

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Idk if anyone has mentioned this one yet, but Phil Helmuth's gem,

"AKo is better than AKs because you can make a flush with either suit"

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For those who don't know, Phil has retracted this opinion (after a night of getting buried, running them hot and cold for cash).
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Old 04-29-2007, 07:17 PM
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Default Re: The Worst Strategy You\'ve Overheard at a Table

Some guy at Foxwoods 2/5 game "There are no bad cards, just bad flops.".
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Old 04-29-2007, 07:23 PM
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Default Re: WHY DO YOU LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE?

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hot chick who is really good

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That's a better topic. How many mouth-breathing pea-brains have you seen in cardrooms sporting the best-looking fluff in the city? It's as if nature is prying at the gene pool, trying to move the species up the ladder. Thank goodness it has not worked.
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Old 04-29-2007, 07:25 PM
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Default Re: The Worst Strategy You\'ve Overheard at a Table

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Idk if anyone has mentioned this one yet, but Phil Helmuth's gem,

"AKo is better than AKs because you can make a flush with either suit"

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For those who don't know, Phil has retracted this opinion (after a night of getting buried, running them hot and cold for cash).

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i heard that he made a bet against someone (Doyle?), and ran AKo vs AKs a bunch of times.

After losing a chunk, he learnt his lesson.
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Old 04-29-2007, 08:32 PM
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Default Re: The Worst Strategy You\'ve Overheard at a Table

46o is better than AA ,because i can hit a straight, TWO flushes two pair etc yadayadayada... you can onlu hit 2 cards...

i also like the "but it was for all my chips"
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Old 04-29-2007, 11:06 PM
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after i make a sick bluff:

i know you have me beat, but I'm calling with third pair anyways
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Old 04-29-2007, 11:29 PM
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Default Re: The Worst Strategy You\'ve Overheard at a Table

Ok, if we're sharing war stories:

First time I've ever 'moved up' (in this case from 2-4 to 4-8. I'm undoubtedly the rock at the table (which by it self is a dubious strategy in this game). Finally, I get dealt KK and the flop is something like K89(rainbow). The player next to me says -- oh, you probably haven't played a hand in an hour. I guess I'll call. She ultimately calls down to the river with her 8J.

Next, single worst play I've ever seen (though it was ignorance so not really strategy). 2-4 game at the Flamingo. The flop is JJJ, and the turn is a J. I fold my useless pair of 4's. 4 players remaining. One of them folds.

The river is -- whatever. Two of the players show aces for the nuts, the third shows a King. The 4th player (who folded) says, Oh, I also had an Ace, but it was only A-7, so I figured I was outkicked.
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