Girl Problem

[PhatPots]

I would wait until she falls asleep, then I pull down her pants and spread the hot wax all over her vagina, put on the cloth strip and in one big motion.... off comes the hair. She will wake up no doubt, and you pretend to be asleep and then wake up and act like she just woke you up.

Pretend to be kind of mad and go back to sleep. Obv. hide the cloth strips. If she asks what happened to her hair, go C'funny and say "I dunno, maybe the goblins under my bed stole it."

Its so crazy that it has to work

[Los Feliz Slim]

I don't know what everyone's bitching about, this is gold.

[Blarg]

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I would wait until she falls asleep, then I pull down her pants and spread the hot wax all over her vagina, put on the cloth strip and in one big motion.... off comes the hair. She will wake up no doubt, and you pretend to be asleep and then wake up and act like she just woke you up.

Pretend to be kind of mad and go back to sleep. Obv. hide the cloth strips. If she asks what happened to her hair, go C'funny and say "I dunno, maybe the goblins under my bed stole it."

Its so crazy that it has to work

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I'm laughing out loud at this visualization.

[Blarg]

Be a sport and tell her you will trim it for her. Make it exciting.

Oh and don't be such a little girl about some bush. With any luck at all, you'll be having her do things that are a lot nastier than seeing some extra hair.

[runningmarvel]

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I would wait until she falls asleep, then I pull down her pants and spread the hot wax all over her vagina, put on the cloth strip and in one big motion.... off comes the hair. She will wake up no doubt, and you pretend to be asleep and then wake up and act like she just woke you up.

Pretend to be kind of mad and go back to sleep. Obv. hide the cloth strips. If she asks what happened to her hair, go C'funny and say "I dunno, maybe the goblins under my bed stole it."

Its so crazy that it has to work

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I LOL'ed hard [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
OP def. better stick to this plan [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[traz]

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I don't know what everyone's bitching about, this is gold.

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yea no kidding, I'm enjoying it.

OP, just don't shave your pubes and see who cracks first. Matter fact, one up her and stop washing down there all together. When she brings it up, you retaliate with PLZ TO BE TRIMMING YOUR BUSH, and then it'll be win-win with mucho bush-free oral going both ways.

[adsman]

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She's also not a good kisser.

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OP, could you expand on this? How is she a bad kisser? Is she a teeth basher? Does she have bad breath? Do her gums bleed? A few details here would be important to the overall feel of the thread.

[pokerbobo]

The her a tattoo of Buckwheat would look really good on her inner thigh.