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Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
Try that new drug JENKEM
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Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
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don't piss when you wake up, as it's very probable that poo will just fall out at the slightest sensation of waste release [/ QUOTE ] This ruins everything from blind dates to job interviews |
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Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
Also, maybe you should save your [censored] and donate it to jenkem users
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also, drink as much milk as you can. like when yur body says no, drink one more bag. [/ QUOTE ] Who buys milk by the bag? |
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Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?
actually having diarrhea is pretty worthless with getting a doctors note, your gp aint gonna check your underwear for skidmarks. doctors dont care about diarrhea, they jsut wanna write you a note so you [censored] off, no one wants to hang around someone who cant control their bowels.. jsut go to the doc and youll be out in less than 2minutes with a crisp note
maybe try insomnia? i got drugs and stuff for that and the doc didnt do any tests apart from jsut asking me questions and normal stuff. pretty sweet excuse if you ask me |
#37
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Drink a lot of Budweiser. You'll be producing some "Bud Mud" in no time.
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How has this not been said, 100% effective for me. |
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Ty for all the responses. TR due tomorrow afternoon to you fine gents.
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