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Old 11-03-2006, 01:06 PM
TxRedMan TxRedMan is offline
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grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
the biggest chicken sh!t by far

just ask empire maker two
grimstarr aint coin flippin with you
plus sklansky bucks versus anyone else
AQ offsuit is the nuts and Grims off the shelf
i dont know what i hate the most
that dik sh!t avatar, or reading his posts
sucking out on grim is like gettin head from a whore
cost you a couple bucks and he's always there for more
show me that hand again
where on the end he went all in
and his opponent tanked for the whole thirty'
and slow rolled the nuts nice and dirty
throw him in with zee justin and that prodigy chump
word to the mod' this threads gettin bumped
talking sh!t about fightin for ten grand
you talkin bout fightin a little kid or fightin a grown man?
when it comes to a b!tch i advocate violence
talkin sh!t to BBV you'd better stay silent
maybe i'm being a little rough
maybe grimstarrs had enough
without him and HIV, how would be laugh?
who would show us those tilted busto graphs?
who would backout of a coin flip and not say they're sorry?
and most of all, who would pay for bldswttrs ferrari?
infamous in this circle
otherwise unknown to the world
i'm starting to think that grimstarr
might be a 13 year old girl
right from my brain where these words were spawned
BOOM HEADSHOT B!tch, your a$$ just got pwned

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WINNAR!

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Thx.
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Old 11-03-2006, 01:09 PM
Eulysses Eulysses is offline
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if you were to say "pwned" outloud, you would rhyme it with spawned? wtf?

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I think it sounds like powned.
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Old 11-03-2006, 01:12 PM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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holy crap tx, nice work
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Old 11-03-2006, 01:13 PM
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he's sayin 'f the haters, my name is grimstarr'
but his face got craters like the surface of mars
he coulda been ballin out bouncin in german whips
but he played the best heads up and donked off all his chips
if you wanna be robusto, i ain't tryna be mean
you gotta stop payin off like a slot machine
fool, we all seen how you lose your green
that coulda bought a million bottles of oxy clean
you need to bow to the might of the raptor christ power
cause the only time you get your dick wet is in the shower

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Old 11-03-2006, 01:14 PM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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EDIT: Also had this written up before I saw the other beastie style rap - so don't deduct points for the cap words at the end.

Well, at least it can't be the worst one.
In the beastie boy stlye:

GRIMMSTAR ROCKS TEH GRIMSTAR
GRIMMSTAR ROCKS TEH GRIM

GRIMMSTAR, the original entrepre-NEUR,
So many skanlsky bux, spends all day at the skalnky STORE!

Tried to make a post about his most busto GIRLFRIEND!
But google search is down, looks like another lonely WEEKEND!

It's been about ten years since grimmstarr got laid RIGHT!
But it don't matter son, he keeps that flesh lite packed TIGHT!

Always air - doesn't pay his WEB DE-SIGNER!,
Grimm laughs his ass off in his broke ass RECLINER!

Used to claim "prodigy" in the high stakes no limit THREADS!
One flippament later, now he's layin in the bbv death BED!

When Special ED posted bout that topless DEALER!
His inbox exploded, said THE GRIMM WANTS TO MEET ER!

Don't know more about the grimstar, "IGNORE THIS USER"
But he makes too many posts I just don't know ABOUT THE FUTURE!

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nice delivery, good to see BB-style represent
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Old 11-03-2006, 01:14 PM
aejones aejones is offline
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no one likes grim i know i'm not the first one to shout it,
i know he'll take one look at me and say 'what are you gonna do about it?'
i guess i'll make this rap, i guess i'll invent this rhyme,
we've been waiting forever and now it's just a matter of time,
before this dood goes broke- right now he's swinging down,
maybe he don't know it, but we look at him like he's a clown,
yea we're not quite sure; we think he's got a negative hourly wage,
it don't matter to him, he made every post on bbv's front page
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Old 11-03-2006, 01:15 PM
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i always say it like 'pawned' because the first time i saw it i thought it was like saying 'i own you so hard i decided to pawn your ass'
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Old 11-03-2006, 01:16 PM
DMoogle DMoogle is offline
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Roswell and TxRedMan have the best so far, IMHO. Tx, you know that he did apologize by offering the guy another "coinflip" where he had the option to fold, right? He cleared his name...

Awesome freestyle though.
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Old 11-03-2006, 01:16 PM
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Words are overrated. Kicking this East Coast style.


GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Uhn!

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR!

Yes.

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

<scratching>

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

I gots an Ace yo
I gots a Queen too
I’m all in biyotches
You betta fold foo!

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Uhn.

SUCKA!

<scratching>

Peace out busto!
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Old 11-03-2006, 01:20 PM
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if you were to say "pwned" outloud, you would rhyme it with spawned? wtf?

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HEY PAUL
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