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Old 11-12-2007, 06:50 PM
VP$IP VP$IP is offline
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A new Theory of Poker

"Everytime a cheater gets caught looking at our hole cards, and we keep playing with him, he wins. Everytime a cheater gets caught looking at our hole cards, and we keep playing with him, we lose."
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Old 11-12-2007, 06:50 PM
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this post was classicly terribly sklansky in a hilariously awesome way, as always.
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Old 11-12-2007, 06:33 PM
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[ ] David Sklansky understands the market process
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Old 11-12-2007, 06:37 PM
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Have DS ever cheated at poker?
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Old 11-12-2007, 06:39 PM
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Have DS ever cheated at poker?

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He has said that he has .

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Old 11-12-2007, 06:39 PM
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A wise man once said,
"Every time you play a hand differently than the way you would play it if you could see all of your opponent’s cards, they gain. Every time you play your hand the same way you would if you could see your opponent’s hand you gain. The same principle applies to your opponents."
Guess who?
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Old 11-12-2007, 06:43 PM
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Looked like a legit OP to me, I don't get all the hate
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Old 11-12-2007, 06:51 PM
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A wise man once said,
"Every time you play a hand differently than the way you would play it if you could see all of your opponent’s cards, they gain. Every time you play your hand the same way you would if you could see your opponent’s hand you gain. The same principle applies to your opponents."
Guess who?

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Laugh. Hard.
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Old 11-12-2007, 06:55 PM
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A wise man once said,
"Every time you play a hand differently than the way you would play it if you could see all of your opponent’s cards, they gain. Every time you play your hand the same way you would if you could see your opponent’s hand you gain. The same principle applies to your opponents."
Guess who?

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Laugh. Hard.

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Old 11-12-2007, 06:39 PM
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[ ] David Sklansky understands the market process

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[]Nielso understands the market process
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