BEAT: HANDJOB GONE WRONG - Page 4

Gonso · #31 10-15-2007, 05:58 AM

Handjobs are a complete waste of time, women have no idea WTF they're doing. If I can't even get a BJ minimum, don't even bother. And WTF... why a handjob anyway? We might have had to settle for them back in 9th grade, but [censored] you now, I have a car and a house bitch

NNNNOOOOONAN · #32 10-15-2007, 06:19 AM

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Seriously.....i get drunk last night at a party, hook up with one of my friends

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I stopped reading here. Dude on dude is never good.

You either got the ghey or you don't know how to post properly.

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seriously, how does a dude not know how to give a good handjob?

tame_deuces · #33 10-15-2007, 07:08 AM

Seriously how could you not say it was a bad HJ and suggest improvements?? Ruining the moment? What moment, she's just straining her hand - IT IS YOUR MOMENT AND IT WILL COME BACK!

diebitter · #34 10-15-2007, 07:31 AM

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no one gives handjobs better than yourself IMO. But hookin up with one of your buddies is -EV usually.

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try laying on your arm till it goes dead, then give yourself a HJ. This feels awesome, like someone else is doing it but knows exactly what they're doing.

erm, so I heard.

eMbAh · #35 10-15-2007, 07:38 AM

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wtf.....BAD BEAT!!!!!

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tarheeljks · #36 10-15-2007, 07:41 AM

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no one gives handjobs better than yourself IMO. But hookin up with one of your buddies is -EV usually.

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try laying on your arm till it goes dead, then give yourself a HJ. This feels awesome, like someone else is doing it but knows exactly what they're doing.

erm, so I heard.

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as a child i was taught not to trust strangers

jono · #37 10-15-2007, 08:11 AM

she was doing u a favor. It's like ur wanker was stuck in

and she was just getting it out for u. GET IT?

Dschmeidreu · #38 10-15-2007, 01:36 PM

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she was doing u a favor. It's like ur wanker was stuck in

and she was just getting it out for u. GET IT?

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This is honestly one of the worst posts ive ever seen.

jono · #39 10-15-2007, 02:11 PM

drunk postaments

LiveNow · #40 10-15-2007, 02:15 PM

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I've been with some chicks who had no idea how to give a decent hand job. What I do is take over and then hand them the reigns when I'm close. That's the best way to handle it.

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see i think that the correct play here is just to [censored] her throat.

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actually, pretty sure it's to pull her pants down and [censored] her [censored]

obviously the two are not and should not be mutually exclusive

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Urgh, I tried to take off her underwear but she said no sex.....fwiw I wasn't even thinking about sex at that point, just wanted to go down on her and figured itd be easier with the underwears off, bad beat for her i guess.

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fwiw, it could have just been that time of the month.