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I have trouble believing in any plan that includes
[ QUOTE ] drop a cleveland steamer in the middle of your office and rub it all over the floor. [/ QUOTE ] |
#32
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For Sale:
iPod PM me for rate. |
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(OP sees janitor with ipod)
OP: oh heyyyy is that one of those ipods? mind if i take a quick look at it, i was thinking of buying one! janitor: ummmmm ok (op looks, sees no custom inscription on back) op: thanks.... janitor: hey, don't you have an ipod? i see it on your desk with speakers all the time. yeah, im sure of it. op: ummmmmm yeah...mines actually missing though janitor: and you think i stole it? sure blame the janitor, cause he can't afford one. you think you're so high and mighty....etc... (op flees office, returns monday to glares from everyone since janitor told them of his racist/snobby accusation) |
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[ QUOTE ]
(OP sees janitor with ipod) OP: oh heyyyy is that one of those ipods? mind if i take a quick look at it, i was thinking of buying one! janitor: ummmmm ok (op looks, sees no custom inscription on back) op: thanks.... janitor: hey, don't you have an ipod? i see it on your desk with speakers all the time. yeah, im sure of it. op: ummmmmm yeah...mines actually missing though janitor: and you think i stole it? sure blame the janitor, cause he can't afford one. you think you're so high and mighty....etc... (op flees office, returns monday to glares from everyone since janitor told them of his racist/snobby accusation) [/ QUOTE ] Why can't the janitor be the same race as OP? |
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You can be racist against your own race
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True, but it's not that likely for someone of your own race to accuse you of racism for something.
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] (OP sees janitor with ipod) OP: oh heyyyy is that one of those ipods? mind if i take a quick look at it, i was thinking of buying one! janitor: ummmmm ok (op looks, sees no custom inscription on back) op: thanks.... janitor: hey, don't you have an ipod? i see it on your desk with speakers all the time. yeah, im sure of it. op: ummmmmm yeah...mines actually missing though janitor: and you think i stole it? sure blame the janitor, cause he can't afford one. you think you're so high and mighty....etc... (op flees office, returns monday to glares from everyone since janitor told them of his racist/snobby accusation) [/ QUOTE ] Why can't the janitor be the same race as OP? [/ QUOTE ] I knew some nit would say this. thats why i put racist/snobby meaning racist or snobby, so that if they are the same race then its just standard snobbery. |
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This has happened at two of the places I have worked at.
The first case was a university- no one was caught, but they replaced the computer (I am guessing insurance). The second was in industry- they set up a sting operation with hidden cameras (the stolen article was from a VP). They caught a theft on tape, and fired the entire security force (it was a nighttime security guard, not the cleaning crew). |
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Oh, and it would be hilarious if they set up hidden security cameras in a sting operation, and caught you smearing the stanley steamer on the floor.
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sting FTW
you need to hide, and leave something valuable. then when it gets jacked, you catch them and take pictures of them. and post them up here. Honestly your best bet is to leave something again and catch them. I highly doubt ppl will come back w/ the [censored] they stole/ |
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