most bizzare thing you've ever doen while high on something

[Phatty_One]

True story- On shrooms, I smashed a watermelon open on the kitchen floor of my parent's house and spent the next looong time just laying and rolling around in the watermelon juice because it was "so fresh and pure". It was wonderful and sticky.

[dcasper70]

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chadmack (7:02:13 PM): omfg hannah montana is on


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Awesome!

[kantu]

neuvo laredo (mexican side) 4 hits of acid with 3 friends. convinced myself that nothing was real. took my clothes off and started breaking everything in the hotel room-- lamps, the tv, bottles of coke,. friends bailed, and i was gonna take a shower to get al the coke and debris off, but instead put on my belt (no idea0 and walked down to the lobby, wearing only the belt,where 2 hotel guys are watching tv. i sit on the couch and ask them if they get espn. the cops show up like 1 second later, big commotion. i get handcuffed and put in back of police car. cop asks me if i am drunk, and i tell him i'm tripping. the car is about to pull away and my friends show up. we give them all our money and they tell me never to come back.
good times!

[Georgia Avenue]

Blew Danny Devito.

[bigt2k4]

screwed a sheep while high up in the foothills of Scotland

[oddjob]

while tripping on mushrooms, i once walked a mile to the hospital to use their toilets, because i had to take a dump really bad, and it was the only place i could think of to go, that was fairly close. it was a sat night and i got turned away.

funny thing is i could have walked 5 blocks to my friends house, who were awake, and where i had parked my car earlier that night.

what a painful walk that was.

[maniacut]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c

[ursine cotcher]

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This is more a bizarre thing I've seen, rather than done...
At Glastonbury festival one year myself and a friend were wandering around Lost Vagueness (the cracked out part where all the weird [censored] happens). We were fully weeded and had munched enough shrooms so that we could still just about communicate with each other, but the rest of the world was all over the place. Suddenly, at a crossroads where there are masses of people everywhere, we are attacked from 2 sides by a knight on horseback and a wheelie bin with a siren, water pistol, and flashing light on top, which was blowing smoke from its mouth and ramming/squirting people. Unable to comprehend what was going on, we ran away, as did hundreds of others, shouting and screaming in terror.

At first when we woke up the day we started laughing about how mashed we must have been to have BOTH tripped out and seen that, then later were told by a random person they had seen exactly the same thing. Baffling. Whoever thought up that to mess with the crackheads, nh.



Things I have done while on something include:

- going blind for 20 mins from a mix of shrooms, pills, crunk and salvia

- trying to make friends with a mother bear and her cubs who were sat at a bus stop at 3am in Whistler, blazed out of my skull

- taken 2 massive bongs of salvia at once and having some notion of peeling back layers of reality and finding the true meaning of life, only to come around to discover I had, in fact, peeled back the duvet and sheets on my bed and wrapped myself up inside them all in a heap on the floor.

Drugs are bad mmmkay?

[ChrisCo]

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one time iw as at mcdonalds and i asked for a big mac with only cheese, ketchup, lettuce and onions. When she asked if i wanted fries i said, "no, lettuce". Apparently we wnet over lettuce and fries for a few more mins before confirming that i did not in fact want a salad, but rather salty fries.

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Are you Mitch Hedberg or something?

[facialabuse]

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question was asked to me, my response: while on shrooms i got into a fist fight with an oak tree cuz i thought the tree was talking [censored] to me

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i thought this was bs when you first told me about it 5 years ago and i stand by my original assesment