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Old 05-30-2007, 06:28 AM
Overfloater Overfloater is offline
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omgomgomg just got message at 3:03 am


"sum times u hav 2 boss me round then bring me hom & _uck my brains out"



jackkkkkkpot.

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Uhm.. then why weren't you in the car at 3:04 am, driving to where she is?

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was just laying down watching a movie about to drift off into sleep. txtd back "youll be meltd to a puddle"


im not driving to a hollywood stripclub at first notice at this time. too much [censored]. Ill just call sometime later this week.
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Old 05-30-2007, 07:03 AM
Chump Change Chump Change is offline
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Default Re: Translate PLEASE.... GIRLS TXT MESSAGE

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omgomgomg just got message at 3:03 am


"sum times u hav 2 boss me round then bring me hom & _uck my brains out"



jackkkkkkpot.

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Uhm.. then why weren't you in the car at 3:04 am, driving to where she is?

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was just laying down watching a movie about to drift off into sleep. txtd back "youll be meltd to a puddle"


im not driving to a hollywood stripclub at first notice at this time. too much [censored]. Ill just call sometime later this week.

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well played

...maybe...
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Old 05-30-2007, 07:21 AM
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Default Re: Translate PLEASE.... GIRLS TXT MESSAGE

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"im drunk, [censored] me"

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"im drunk, [censored] me"
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Old 05-30-2007, 07:23 AM
blutarski blutarski is offline
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Default Re: Translate PLEASE.... GIRLS TXT MESSAGE

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omgomgomg just got message at 3:03 am


"sum times u hav 2 boss me round then bring me hom & _uck my brains out"



jackkkkkkpot.

[/ QUOTE ]

Uhm.. then why weren't you in the car at 3:04 am, driving to where she is?

[/ QUOTE ]

was just laying down watching a movie about to drift off into sleep. txtd back "youll be meltd to a puddle"


im not driving to a hollywood stripclub at first notice at this time. too much [censored]. Ill just call sometime later this week.

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well played

...maybe...

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The boss doesn't drive ANYWHERE at 3:04 am. Bitch drives to him.
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Old 05-30-2007, 04:43 PM
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Default Re: Translate PLEASE.... GIRLS TXT MESSAGE

more updates:


she responds to the puddle message at 3:57 -> "what?"
then again at 4:26am -> "i know"

(i was asleep at this time)

then, since i sleep near my phone, i hear the little "vrrrm vrrm" indicating I received a txt.

Its at 11:59 am, before I even woke up: "my prince r u at wrk?"

wtfwtfwtf.

I dont respond to this, im trying to sleep [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]. She sends another one:

"answer me plz? do u njoy torturing me?"


soo I respond. "OMG was just waking up" and then "I cant respond while asleep :0"




THEN she writes: "wild women drunk n orgies b cause he thought i didnt 1ant him n e more"

Im a bit confused by this, so I try to steer it in a direction that is more interesting to me,,, since strippers always have stripper friends.....


me: "Ahh, not me. Never had an orgy [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]"

her: "hush sheba. rather have u beat me than break my heart"
and also says : "then sum wick d tramp."

At this point Im pretty sure this is one of the crazier girls ive met. I have no idea what sheba means either, but it must be a nickname :/.


then the last message i sent today was: "Ok, then we'll have to catch up sometime this week"
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Old 05-30-2007, 04:45 PM
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Default Re: Translate PLEASE.... GIRLS TXT MESSAGE

So the chick from the batshit crazy thread is a stripper now?
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Old 05-30-2007, 04:50 PM
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So the chick from the batshit crazy thread is a stripper now?

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I was at a wine tasting thing with some 2p2rs that can attest to that. Then me and a friend of cts' went to a strip club.
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Old 05-30-2007, 04:58 PM
JoEyPeNeLoPe JoEyPeNeLoPe is offline
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does she take paxil? if so RUN
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Old 05-30-2007, 05:00 PM
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Default Re: Translate PLEASE.... GIRLS TXT MESSAGE

am i crazy?
wasn't this posted a long time ago
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Old 05-30-2007, 06:21 PM
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Default Re: Translate PLEASE.... GIRLS TXT MESSAGE

ok shes a freak and shes insane. The more she keeps txting me the more i wanna run away

im in a poker session right now, and heres the psycho stripper txt messsage:


"im bleed n so u wil hav 2 tak it easy wit me. or 2days after it ends. avoid my eggs yor sperm"

i find it hilarious that unprotected sex with a stripper would even cross her mind
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