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Old 10-27-2007, 04:46 PM
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Default Re: Serious Beat: my mom broke up with my dad..Advice pls

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2) Buy lottery tickets weekly. Again, i have to be really lucky and i might not in next 7 years.


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This is clearly the correct play. The lottery is the answer to all of life's problems.
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Old 10-27-2007, 04:48 PM
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prostitution. seriously.
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Old 10-27-2007, 04:49 PM
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i have nothing particularly helpful to add, but it's probably not a good idea to consider "playing poker" or "playing the lottery" as realistic solutions to overcome financial hardship, with added emphasis on the latter.

you don't want to end up like dostoyevsky!
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Old 10-27-2007, 04:53 PM
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become a male prostitute
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Old 10-27-2007, 04:56 PM
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work on a choo choo train
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Old 10-27-2007, 05:00 PM
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Default Re: Serious Beat: my mom broke up with my dad..Advice pls

what happened to dostoyaevsky?

i mean i know he was a gambler and all
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Old 10-27-2007, 05:03 PM
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what happened to dostoyaevsky?

i mean i know he was a gambler and all

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he lost his (and his wife's) entire BR playing roulette
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Old 10-27-2007, 05:03 PM
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tell your parents to move up to where they respect their vows

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Old 10-27-2007, 05:05 PM
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Sry dude, this is a really sick beat. Um, well are you in college? Do u have a job while in college? I need some more situations. Basically, if you're not in college, then I would assume you could pretty much only support yourself and not your mom too on a low-wage job. Um... maybe save up $50 and grind out low limits on poker. This is more of a life thread tho, and I owuldn't try poker to help get your moms life back on track. BTW, tell ur mom to get a parttime job because $600/month is absolutely horrendous pay. If your dad pays for half bills and whatnot, and your mom gets a regular full-time job (waittress or cashier or something), she should be able to do everything on her own and u wont have to live with her. I don't understand why these wages are so low.
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Old 10-27-2007, 05:08 PM
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wtf your mom makes like 3.75 an hour???
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