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Old 08-23-2007, 03:37 PM
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I used to believe that slugs were baby whales. I used to put them in buckets of water.....they never grew up. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 08-23-2007, 03:38 PM
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My mother convinced me that she would "sell me to the gypsies" if I misbehaved. For years I believed that bands of gypsies lived on the outskirts of town, buying small children.

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I was told that too, but they would steal me at night while I was sleeping. we really did have gypsies in our neighboorhood though.


cats suck the breath out of a child while they are sleeping. my grandma used to say this ALL the time.


if you make a funny face and someone hits you ont he back, it stays like that (also from my grandma)
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Old 08-23-2007, 03:41 PM
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-Water goes down the drain the other way in Australia.

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I think this is true, actually.

It's an equatorial thing.
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Old 08-23-2007, 03:43 PM
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My mother convinced me that she would "sell me to the gypsies" if I misbehaved. For years I believed that bands of gypsies lived on the outskirts of town, buying small children.

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OMG! With me though, we used to have a real band of gypsies come through our town every so often. They scared the crap out of me just because of this.
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Old 08-23-2007, 03:43 PM
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Thought girls peed out of their vagina.


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This just makes sense to guys. We have a dual purpose system, so why don't girls? I believed this one up till about oh...16.

Another one I just thought of. I thought that sex was just putting the penis in the vagina, and then just waiting a few minutes. Luckily I figured this one out before puberty.
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Old 08-23-2007, 03:45 PM
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-Water goes down the drain the other way in Australia.

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I think this is true, actually.

It's an equatorial thing.

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Nope. Simpsons was wrong.
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Old 08-23-2007, 03:49 PM
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They said I would go blind but I didn't.....
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Old 08-23-2007, 04:00 PM
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-Water goes down the drain the other way in Australia.

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I think this is true, actually.

It's an equatorial thing.

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Nope. Simpsons was wrong.

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There I go thinking again...






Also, a neighbor once told me when I was around 5 that if you didn't wash your hands before eating, the germs rolled off your hands, down your fok, and into your food.


I was also told that giving the middle finger was ' swearing at God'.

I stopped doing this out of fear of offending God until I realized there is no God.

Then I started flipping people off more.
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Old 08-23-2007, 04:01 PM
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I thought girls peed out of their butt and that they had a butt that went from their backside all the way to their front.

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For some OOTiots, this would be a dream come true.

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My mom lived with another divorced mom who had a daughter around my age (5). We were hippy kids who spent a lot of time naked and on occasion watched each other pee. I decided the pee hole thing was like a small penis, and believed that for many years.
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Old 08-23-2007, 04:05 PM
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Thought girls peed out of their vagina.


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This just makes sense to guys. We have a dual purpose system, so why don't girls? I believed this one up till about oh...16.

Another one I just thought of. I thought that sex was just putting the penis in the vagina, and then just waiting a few minutes. Luckily I figured this one out before puberty.

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Just wondering for all the posters that had misconceptions of female anatomy through the teenage years, was there no sex ed in your school?
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