post the nerdiest joke you know

[ZenMusician]

Bumpersticker (on a laptop):

4/3 of people have trouble with fractions.

-ZEN

[man]

close to the one about the spherical cow:

A gangster who loved to bet at the racetrack kidnapped a chemist, a mathematician, and a physicist to force them to find ways for him to find money at the track. He gave them all a month and he threatened to kill all three if they didn't come up with anything useful, then he locked them up in labs.

The month expired, and the gangster first went to the chemist and said, "So, what do ya got for me?"

The chemist said, "I've created this new variation on amphetamines that there's no test for because it's new. Give this to the horse before the race and it'll make him run faster, and at least for a while it'll be undetectable."

The gangster said, "Great, go stand over there and wait."

Then the gangster went to the mathematician and said, "So, what do ya got for me?"

The mathematician said, "I've found some flaws in the way tracks calculate the betting odds. If you follow these instructions, it'll increase your chances of walking away a winner."

The gangster said "Great, go stand over there and wait."

At last the gangster went to the physicist and said, "So, what do ya got for me?"

And the physicist said, "Consider a spherical horse in simple harmonic motion..."

[Borodog]

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And the physicist said, "Consider a spherical horse in simple harmonic motion..."

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Actually, this is closer to the First Order Perturbed Spherical Cow Joke:

"Assume a spherical cow, with milk distributed evenly throughout . . . "

[ScottieK]

Whenever someone quotes a statistic for me, I say "you know, 75% of all statistics are made up."

ScottieK

[CheckRaise]

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Heisenberg is driving down the road when a cop pulls him over. The cop asked him "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "no, but I know exactly where I am!"

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I love this one, actually made me laugh out loud.

[bbones31]

Why is 6 afraid of 7?



Cause 7 ate 9!

[CarpeDiem]

As a liberal arts major I didn't get half the stuff, but it's the principle that high brow humor is doubly fun. Tomorrow, Chaucer jokes! :-)

[Synur]

Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender walks up to him and says, "Would you care for a drink?"

Descartes replied, "I think not." and disappears.

[wooly_chicken]

Some math jokes:

What is the longest song in the world?
Alef knot bottles of beer on the wall

What does a mermaid wear?
Algae-bra

What does a mermaid wear on a special occasion?
C^* Algae-bra

[chezlaw]

What's purple and commutes?

<font color="white">an abelian grape</font>