Bounty on Humberto's Shark

[NicksDad1970]

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I can see right now how big of an ass they would make of you if this made it on the WSOP broadcast. Poor Humberto, just trying to enjoy the game and have fun. That said, if someone stole the shark from his hands stomped on it and then attempted to violate it on the ground... I'm in for 20.

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Almost everyone I know thinks I'm a jerk anyway. Why not let the rest of the world know it as well? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Howard Treesong]

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I offer $20 to the first person to destroy Humberto's shark at this years WSOP. HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRTOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're a buffoon.

PM me once your mission is complete. Thx.

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This thread is obv insanely funny, but I find Humberto in person to be quite the gentleman. I once busted him in a tournament; shortly afterwards, I ran into him on a break. He graciously introduced me to his wife thus: "This is [Howard]. We don't liiike heeem." It was quite funny and his timing was perfect.

All that said, his chark should be heated rapidly until it is nothing but a cloud of dispersed plasma.

[WutRUTryin2Hit]

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All that said, his head should be heated rapidly until it is nothing but a cloud of dispersed plasma.

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[El Chupacabra]

We all know no one has the stones, regardless of the bet.

[lippy]

Would Humberto cry?

[ImJustAFish]

The charity action ala 'LOL Donkaments' over this shark slaughtering is an awesome idea.

This would get $100 from me.

The perpetrator get paid in 2+2 fame, and good comes out of the action by giving to charity and making the poker world a better place.

FBP

[jaroot]

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We all know no one has the stones, regardless of the bet.

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Wrong. I'm telling you it's coming, bounty or not. He's going to shove that thing in the wrong persons face and he's either get his nose broken, or the chark is going to be destroyed.

[paveplanet]

Humberto short stacked moves and and talks smack. Bounty hunter says "remember the ending of the movies Jaws, Sheriff Brody and the compressed gas?" Bounty hunter calls w/ 72o, farts and kills Humbertos shark.
Fart loud, use the quote and I'll ship $100.

[Donkey-Milker]

HUMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTOOOOOOOOO!

HOW YOU SAY CHEAP GOLF VISOR?

HUMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTOOOOOOOOO!

[TravestyFund]

During the ESPN ft coverage of 5k PLHE event, Raptor and Jman offered me 5k each to grab the shark out of his hand and stomp it into pieces. It seemed v close at the time haha, but I ended up deciding against it. It would have been a big portion of the prize I won.