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Old 11-21-2006, 01:45 PM
dashman dashman is offline
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Weak OP.....come on. 7-0 and you pass out, my roomate and I used to play 15-20 games a night with keystone light.....the good ole days(1 year ago). I had a similar experience with one of my roomates junior/senior year. Her and I never had sex(waiting till marriage) but she would always end up naked and giving me head so it worked out in the end. As far as the weirdness goes, there really wasnt that much and all of our friends knew about it too. Either drink more or get her to drink more = +ev for you and your little guy downstairs.
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Old 11-21-2006, 01:51 PM
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Weak OP.....come on. 7-0 and you pass out, my roomate and I used to play 15-20 games a night with keystone light.....the good ole days(1 year ago). I had a similar experience with one of my roomates junior/senior year. Her and I never had sex(waiting till marriage) but she would always end up naked and giving me head so it worked out in the end. As far as the weirdness goes, there really wasnt that much and all of our friends knew about it too. Either drink more or get her to drink more = +ev for you and your little guy downstairs.

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Calling OP weak and saying you drink keystone light in the same post
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Old 11-21-2006, 02:01 PM
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Brag2: I was 7-0 tonight for beer pong, I won every game I played.

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Thank you for clearing that up. Next time you sleep next to a girl please don't post.
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Old 11-21-2006, 02:02 PM
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Old 11-21-2006, 02:07 PM
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Weak OP.....come on. 7-0 and you pass out, my roomate and I used to play 15-20 games a night with keystone light.....the good ole days(1 year ago). I had a similar experience with one of my roomates junior/senior year. Her and I never had sex(waiting till marriage) but she would always end up naked and giving me head so it worked out in the end. As far as the weirdness goes, there really wasnt that much and all of our friends knew about it too. Either drink more or get her to drink more = +ev for you and your little guy downstairs.

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Calling OP weak and saying you drink keystone light in the same post

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Seriously, that's a detail you should have "forgotten."

OP, next time get her pants off.
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Old 11-21-2006, 02:18 PM
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at least post a [censored] graph, you gotta be kidding me, this is [censored] weak
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Old 11-21-2006, 02:25 PM
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I have a question. I ain't American, and have never heard of this game before. Rules?
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Old 11-21-2006, 02:42 PM
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I have a question. I ain't American, and have never heard of this game before. Rules?

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http://beirut-guide.com/
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Old 11-21-2006, 02:47 PM
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I'm pretty damn sure I only slept next to her, not with her.

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then this thread is retarted

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Old 11-21-2006, 02:54 PM
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Default Re: Brag: just woke up on a couch next to a beer pong table and some g

I woke up this morning next to my wife. We didnt have sex either.

I couldn't wait to brag to you guys.
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